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[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Most of you know how to play already, but I'll post an explanation for newcomers.

1. Make a wish. ANY wish. ANYTHING AT ALL.
2. The next poster than grants the wish, but reveals a negative aspect of the wish, and has it usually wind up killing/embarrassing the wisher.
3. The negative-revealer then posts THEIR wish, and it continues from there.

For example:

Player One: I wish I could fly.
Player Two: Granted, but you fly too close to an airplane and get sucked into it, The Incredibles-style. I wish I had all the money in the world.
Player Three: Granted, but...

For you newcomers, you SHOULD get it by now. I'll start off.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

[Shine On]

*pops out of thin air*

I shall grant you your wish...

*chants something and wish comes true*

HOWEVER! The drawback is that you can only read the minds of all animals apart from humans... have fun


My Wish (quoted from the great homer simpson):

"I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?"

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but the sandwich is half eaten and moldy.
I wish I ruled the world.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, you also have maybe 10,000,000,000 enemies too.
I wish for World Peace to become real.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but thats only because aliens now rule the world and kill any peace breakers including everyone closest to you.

I wish that dragon were real.

Edited by Black Temple Gaurdian, 06 July 2008 - 07:28 PM.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, you now have a pet dragon too, but if you are not carful, the dragon will eat you. Oh and the dagons will eat people. Good luck trying to fall asleep at night.
I wish for Universal Peace and Prosperity.

[mike_]

You get it, but only because all groups/nations besides your own have been systematically eradicated. Gee, thanks

I wish I could go to an E3.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but at E3, there is an explosion (which you caused) that kills you. Next! By the way what did you say mean? I didn't understand.
I wish humans could colonize other planets, and make the planets able to live on forever with no drawbacks.
Edit: Forgot to put wish!

Edited by Ring of Fate, 06 July 2008 - 09:37 PM.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but only because all the drawbacks are happening on earth instead.
I wish that I had an unlimited amount of money.

[Rawlo]

granted but with the massive influx of money the world economy collapses and so all your extra cash is meaningless

I wish my scars where gone (so I wouldn't cause nightmares anymore:P)

(oh btw xeno telekenisis is the ability to move matter with the mind)

Edited by Rawlo, 07 July 2008 - 09:40 AM.

[some_weirdGuy]

granted, your scars are replaced with maggot filled warts

i wish i could remember when i played this game before...

[Major Dimitri]

Granted, but you don't remember anything apart from this game.

I wish the glorious communism would rule the world.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but no-one does the hard but necessary jobs and everyone starves because no-one's working on farms.
I wish I had a really vivid imagination.

[Rawlo]

granted but your vivid imagination makes you terrified of that which doesn't exist.

I wish I could think up a wish that no-one could corrupt

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but then you die before you can post it.
I wish I had a girlfriend

[Rawlo]

wish granted but she has AIDS

I wish kick which ever ideot american member of government thought it'd be a good idea to try and drop nerve gas on australian soldiers during the cold war in an australian forrest

[OmegaBolt]

Granted, but America is full of millions of idiots more to take his place.

I wish to see the end of the world and I don't care if I'm the last one around, or not.

EDIT: Damn you Rawlo, got there first.

[Thats me!]

granted but you go to hell
i wish our chemistry book had less names

Edited by Silverx, 07 July 2008 - 04:22 PM.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but your biology books have more.
I wish wishing on a shooting star worked.

[Thats me!]

Granted, but your biology books have more.

but i don't have biology because i selected engineering(chemistry+heavy math+phisycs+3languages)
back to topic
granted but the star fall on you
i wish i will get 99% in my tests(i know i won't but....)