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[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but it's because you're in an alcohol-induced coma.
I wish that I could learn to make good SHP's really quickly.

[CIL]

Granted, but every last one sucks. People find out and they track you down. They beat you to death with a salami. No, not the umm... ok, the type that people injest. Not the other type. Lets leave it there.

I wish that weed was legal and had absurdly high taxes.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but so is heroine and after a night of experimentation you become addicted, spending every last penny to feed the dark, gnawing hunger inside you.

I wish I were King Of The World!

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, and the first order you send is the exicution of ALL noobs, and C.I.L., and some other people that are hated.
I wish the good wishes would come true. Something tells me I already corrupted my own wish.....

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but the good wishes involve you without your shit philosophy.

[Mathijs]

No wish? Then I'll just make my own.

I wish CIL would stop killing the one who made a wish everytime he posts. It gets old.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but he can't think of any other replies so he spams endlessly.

I wish I could use a whip.

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but you whip yourself badly.
I wish I could mod at all.

[Vortigern]

Granted, but you mod yourself into a game and get trapped in cyberspace.

I wish I could hook myself up to the internet directly through my brain.

[Ring o' Fate]

Cool!!!
Granted, but you end up getting taken over by me in cyberspace!!
I wish George Carlin didn't die........

[True Lord of Chaos]

Granted, but he starts doing meth, OD's, and becomes a vegetable.
I wish I knew what to do now in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

[Puppeteer]

Granted, but in the process of this wish being granted you lost the CD.

I wish I were a mirror

[Vortigern]

Granted, but you look at yourself in yourself and thus create a quantum paradox, which gets really confusing and gives you a severe headache.

I wish I could fix electrics and stuff.

[Karlos Vandango]

Granted, but you look at yourself in yourself and thus create a quantum paradox, which gets really confusing and gives you a severe headache.

I wish I could fix electrics and stuff.

Granted but you electrocute your self when you try to xD

I wish i could get off this 7 gap in silkroad online....

[Ring o' Fate]

Granted, but it protects your computer when you play it. Then when you got off, a virus comes into your computer and fries and destroyes it beyond repair.
I wish I could be King of The Universe, and not be dethroned.

Edited by Ring of Fate, 31 August 2008 - 06:41 AM.

[Puppeteer]

Granted, but "The Universe" is the name of a crappy café in Brickstone. Unlucky

I wish that I could make my own gold

[Ring o' Fate]

Didn't see that one coming............
Granted, but you can only make Fool's Gold, and you being a fool, thinks it's real gold, buys everything you ever wanted and needed. Then, a few days later, you find out that you are bankrupt and have to live in an ally that is famous for Gang Wars!!!
I wish I could own a buisness that would actually give me something like a thousand dolllers a month.

[Puppeteer]

Granted, but it's a business performing bank heists. Sooner or later you get locked up

I wish I could make it stop raining

[Vortigern]

Granted, but you make it start snowing instead. Which isn't really corruption.... Go work your magic!

I wish I hadn't torn my tricep yesterday, it really hurts.

[Devon]

Granted, but instead you tore your brain stem, which causes bad things to happen. Bad things.


I wish there were no bad things.