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#1281 Abrams Tank

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Posted 08 May 2009 - 11:01 PM

Granted, but you had mexican food before you started your fire breathing show. The even worse move.:p

I wish my birthday didn't come any sooner I don't want to be old.

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 01:48 AM

your bithday is offically removed from the calendar in 2010, when the world calendar is revamped. you live for 500 years and become bored with life, you then become insane and are hunted down by the US governement.

I wish the date of my semi-formal changed to the 24th of july

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:38 AM

Granted, 24th July 2008. Did no one tell you?
I wish that all my exams were over right now.

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:55 AM

Granted, but you failed. Miserably.

I wish I'd get good results in my coming exams.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:10 PM

Granted, but instead of "good" results you get "positive" results. You are diagnosed with HIV.
I wish I had access to legal, free music which I like.

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 01:13 PM

Granted, but then the universe reasserts itself. Nothing in life is free and legal, so you have a choice: spend all your money or break the law. You opt for breaking the law and start torrenting colossal amounts of music onto your computer, but somewhere along the way comes a virus which downloads terabytes of child porn. It is while you're busy looking through the child porn with a view to deleting it that the police knock on your door. One of them looks through the window and sees the child porn on your screen, and smashes the door down. You are arrested and eventually everything gets found out. You are sentenced to six years in prison for having tons of child porn.

I wish Vettel had taken pole position.
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 10:46 AM

Vettel takes poll position and kills you

Seriously what even is a vettell? thats is why this corruption of a wish is pretty bad.

I wish that someone in my area, that was a chick, that was the same age as me, became a furry so I would have a friend.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 11:39 AM

Clearly you are not a follower of Formula 1. You should be, Mark Webber's Australian and he's actually got a decent car this year for, like, the first time ever. Sebastian Vettel is a German driver, and in fact Mark Webber's teammate at Red Bull Racing. In the end Jenson Button won the race, for Brawn GP, but you probably don't know what that means.

Granted, but the other furry dude is a 6'3" black dude who likes to dress up as a chicken and become the dominant partner in a relationship because he enjoys the poetic irony of a chicken not being afraid. He turns out to be a dominant sexual sadist and draws you into a highly criminal relationship which ultimately ends with you getting shot and arrested after you kidnap and rape seven young girls at his instigation. Even then, you take the fall for him because he has you so absolutely brainwashed that you can't get out from under his influence even if you wanted to, which you don't.

I wish my subconscious wasn't quite so sadistic.
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:14 PM

Granted. It's now replaced by something else, and you have become childishly naive, believing in the good in the world, even though everyone is just exploiting you. Very badly. You end up giving all the money you don't need to charity and homeless people (who just use it to buy drugs and drink themselves to death), and you end up going to Africa as an evangelist to tell the story of Jesus Christ to starving African children. In the night, you get raped, and get infected by HIV. You die a horrible slow and painful death.

I wish I wasn't a cynical bastard.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 02:21 PM

Granted. See above post for corruption, but replace "It's now replaced by something else, and you have become childishly naive, believing in the good in the world" for "You are now blindly trusting and encounter religion". The rest pretty much makes sense.

I wish for lunch.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 06:25 AM

granted, Your lunch is dead bodies. You eat them because you are still hungry, and then someone takes a photo of you, and gives it to the police. you are now on the run from earth due to cannibalism.

I wish people stopped hating on furries

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:44 AM

Granted but you can't stop bragging about you being a furry and show furry pictures to annoy everyone here and that is why people hate furries. (no offence to you) :p

I wish that I had a pet Dracolich.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:54 AM

Granted, but it breathes death breath on you.

Are you talking about the dracoliches from the HoMM3 mod, In The Wake of Gods?

I wish I wasn't hopeless with women.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 05:40 AM

Granted, now you're extremely hopeful but still utterly useless. Nothing's really changed except the level of optimism that gets dashed every time.

I wish I had regular sleep patterns. I think at the moment my body is working on a 27-hour day. It gets a little strange.
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:25 AM

Granted, You now have regular sleep patterns, but your day becomes a 6 hour day, you fall so far behind in your job deadlines that you are fired.

I wish that Vortigen let me post more furry pics in the Things that are.. thread.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:37 AM

Granted, but it's a trap. You're banned.

Seriously, no more furries. They have their own topic, keep them in there please.

I wish I could play World of Warcraft on an official server without having to pay.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:40 AM

((lol and people say im sad))
You play WoW on a offical server and not pay via hacks, You have a level 90 Death knight that can 1 shot every single enemy (including raid bosses) in the entire game. eventually Blizzard hitmen arrive at your door and break your knees to make you learn your lesson.

I wish I could post furries and not be banned

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:02 PM

Granted, but your posting abilities are suspended, and a filter is applied to each post so that when you view it, the post appears to be strings of "xx xxxxx, x x xx?".
I wish that I had more study leave before my exams.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:29 PM

Granted, but you don't study in it, and waste the time.

What exams are you doing Puppeteer? Also final exams, before you're allowed to go to uni?

I wish I can live on myself in the city where my university is, but without having to pay for it, learn to cook and having to clean (yes, living with your parents has some benefits).

Edited by Allathar, 15 May 2009 - 02:33 PM.

It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:34 AM

granted, You now live at a bus stop.

I wish that I am able to move out when I leave school




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