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#581 Allathar

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 10:55 PM

Here, Every Generic Excercise Makes Often New Interesting Chases. Generally, Obedient Victory Earns Rest, Not Making Extra New Teachings.

Not really... It was a quote from Pulp Fiction.

Brett: [to Jules] Look, I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But I--I didn't get yours.
Jules: My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
Brett: [rising]: No, no, no. I just want you to know how-- [Jules motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. It, we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. I never inte--
[Jules shoots Flock-of-Seagulls, Brett recoils in horror]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well allow me to retort!
[Jules looks very upset]
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He-he's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?!
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does he look... like... a bitch?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. Well, Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody other than Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes.
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord [pulls out his gun and aims it at Brett] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
[Brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly]

----

Jules: Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig.


Interesting is a word for that...Allathar, are you trying to tell us something?


But I suppose you found out the hidden meaning :p

DON'T FUCKING JIMMIE ME, JULES

Edited by Allathar, 17 June 2009 - 11:00 PM.

It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

#582 GodSun666

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:59 PM

DON'T FUCKING JIMMIE ME, JULES


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WHY ARE YOU MAKING THESE LONG WORDS ITS SO FUCKING USELESS YOU KNOW I THINK THIS WILL BE SO HARD THAT YO MOMMA ALREADY DIED OF WATCHING YOU TYPING THIS EXTRA LONG SENTENCE AND IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE SO WHY EVEN TRY YOU FUCKING BITCH SEARCHING FOR A CHALLENGE GO AND TAKE THIS ONE!

Edited by GodSun666, 26 June 2009 - 02:00 PM.

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#583 Allathar

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:03 PM

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It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

#584 {IRS}Athos

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:14 PM

I Would Imagine Not...

ALLATHAR CHEATS! :xcahik_:
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#585 True Lord of Chaos

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 02:41 AM

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#586 Vortigern

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:17 PM

Criminals Or Nightmares Fighting Every Day, Eventually Reaching Awful, Terrifying Estimated Statistics.

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#587 GodSun666

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 08:35 AM

Crack Rage Intimidate Master Infidel Nagger Allied Legion.

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#588 Ring o' Fate

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 11:55 PM

Pussy on Rollsroyce Now!!!!!
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#589 Devon

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:25 AM

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#590 True Lord of Chaos

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 02:01 AM

You Only Die Against Wicked Instances Now, Sir

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 06:54 AM

Wankers In California Killed Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 04:50 PM

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 12:08 PM

A Man Used in Sorrowful Endeavours Decays.

RESTART.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:38 PM

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#595 Puppeteer

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 02:19 PM

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#596 {IP}jimmyman

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#597 True Lord of Chaos

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