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[Vortigern]

What's with the cotton buds? Are you expecting to have to take some blood samples during the apocalypse? You also don't have any aspirin in there, and I think that's probably one of the best real suggestions so far.

[Detail]

I'm not sure yet what the cotton buts use will be, but they are hollow and plastic, so they feel like they may come of use in a Macgyver situation.
Zombie blood samples might be needed, to create a cure.


I've not had a real headache in years (some fakes to get out of work), so aspirin are of no use to me.
Also, i'm a man, and in the movies men don't get hurt - it's either a scratch or death, no in-between.

[Vortigern]

That's the best thing about my earrings. I have discovered that if I remove my industrial I can use the bar as a lockpick and my stretch is exactly the right size to hold a roll-up, or a pencil, or probably several other similarly-proportioned round objects.

I wouldn't have thought collecting a zombie blood sample would be foremost in everyone's mind at the time of fleeing from them, but good luck to you.

[Puppeteer]

Didn't I lose that torch down a sink in Portugal!?
How about a rather large hankerchief? Doubles as a sling, gauze, bandage and great for social situations!

Edited by Puppeteer, 15 January 2009 - 07:49 PM.

[Detail]

I wouldn't have thought collecting a zombie blood sample would be foremost in everyone's mind at the time of fleeing from them, but good luck to you.

You kill them first, then take the sample to the computer in the underground lab, then it makes a cure. At least, that's what it does in Resident Evil
In reality, i not sure the cotton buds will make it into my field kit.

How about a rather large hankerchief?

Yes, i plan on getting one
MacGyver had a handkerchief also. Very compact and versatile.

[Copaman]

Bear Mace. Bear Mace incapacitates bears, no doubt it'd work on zombies, ninjas, and evil henchmen.

I saw a bottle the other day in a store, definitely fits in a pocket.

Cool sunglasses. You look sweet, and they help conceal your identity.

[Vortigern]

When you say 'bear mace' do you mean the spray stuff or a big fat mace that you use to whack bears about the head? Having thought about it, I'm guessing you mean the spray, but my first thought was a lot funnier. Also, I bet it wouldn't work on zombies. They need to have their heads cut off, not their eyes sprayed. They could probably still smell you out, and they'd be way more pissed off at you than anyone else. Good luck.

[Copaman]

IIRC the original purpose of this toolkit was for being a ninja and infiltrating the enemy's base in the volcanoe, not for fighting zombies. Therefore, bear mace would be super useful.

[Detail]

Saving the girl from the volcano of your nemesis during the zombie invasion
So it's more likely you'll just be avoiding the zombies and directing them towards the minions of your nemesis.

[Copaman]

So bear mace wouldn't help at all?

Bear mace the guy and then tie his hands up with the tape. When he starts bothering you, shove the screwdriver into his hands. Incapacitation -> Torture FTW!

[mike_]

Bear mace? RAT FLAIL FTW

[DIGI_Byte]

in my bag?

Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan
and
Jerry Springer

and Jacky chan if he'll fit

[mike_]

I hope to God you have Jerry Springer in there for a food source.

[DIGI_Byte]