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[Vortigern]

FZM is 17 today! That means he can learn to drive, and he's one year closer to no longer needing older friends and siblings to buy him alcohol and tobacco products! Hooray for our beloved French-accent impersonator Admin!

[True Lord of Chaos]

Too bad I have to wait till I'm 21 till I can legally buy alcohol. But when I'm 18 I can buy tobacco products!

[Vortigern]

Heh, stupid America, holding its kids back. Alcohol is not dangerous if you have half a brain and not a ridiculously addictive personality, and exposure to it from an early age is good for the health. Just look at the French.

[mike_]

Or the Irish...

[southsidediablo]

Us Americans get our liquor early one way or another =P

Happy birthday FZM!

Edited by southsidediablo, 13 March 2009 - 02:17 AM.

[some_weirdGuy]

Wait, FZM's is my age? i swear he was older...

[Vortigern]

That's because he types like a grown-up.

[{IRS}Athos]

Yeah, the way I type you'd think I was 25 or something. And that would make Vort 36...

Of course, if you measure downwards from people's actual ages, a lot of the guest posters ages come out to... 4?

Oh yeah, I completely missed the point of the topic. Happy birthday, FZM!!!

[Vortigern]

Man, that means I near double my age when writing... Sweet.

You know, now that I think about it, SWG, you're the only one in the RPG Frontier who doesn't always write in full capitals and whatnot, if you discount the LotR RP, because they're not actually LotR fans who happened to join this place on grounds of just one RP they were interested in. Sorry to dwell on this, by the way. Your writing's fine really.

[Fire Ze Missiles!]

Aww, thanks guys
Love you all. 'Specially you Vort

[Copaman]

I'd make some inappropriate birthday jokes, but I'm saving those for Vortigern.

HBD!

Also, god damn your parents for banging approximately three months and three days before mine! Think about that, I know you want to. Ugh, the mental picture alone is scarring!

[some_weirdGuy]

Ith, i think you are giving yourself way to much credit, i never thought you were anywhere near 25, and alwayse thought you were younger then me.

But i thought Vort, Copa and FZM's were older (although, not a heap older, like 18 to 20-ish i guess... never really put it down to a number, just older by a few years)

And yes, i am terribly lazy when it comes to good punctuation(and even spelling, although i have gotten much much better then i use to be, i still think i would make quite a few mistakes without my spelling checker on), although i make more of an effort now i usually forget capital letters when i get into typing up longer posts. I get the caps on the ends and starts of lines, but lots of the stuff in the middle of lines i miss.


But hey, im just special that way. I guess my bad punctuation comes from the fact that i learned to type fast(as in, not having the search of each letter, using one finger) by playing Diablo 2 over the internet, you would have to spit out what you want to say fast or else it would be too late
(things like 'wait dont kill that monster' would usually end out like "dionty kill monstre!", but people got the idea. good spelling, punctuation, etc were quite low on the list... heck, you know what i was like when i first got here. I remember in the first forum i joined i was even worse... i think i even spelled 'butcher' as 'buture' once. We had a thread on what spelling mistake of mine was was whose favorite
(but that was years ago now)


Bad habits die hard, but i am trying more now... Anyway, i've just gone and spammed up this thread, so to make this post not complete spam:
FZM's, have you got your drivers license yet? i put off getting mine for a little bit but eventually i got it, so im on my learners right now(real mug-shot on it too. The person talked to me right as they were taking the picture, so im looking to the side instead of straight ahead )

(All this talk about age made me realise something.... im pretty sure im already 17, but that means im turning 18 this year, and so i cant tell if im 16 turning 17 or 17 turning 18 I mean, that's terrible, i dont even know my own age!)

[Vortigern]

Well, your member profile says you were born on July 11th, 1992, which would make you 17 this coming July. In fact, you will turn 17 the day after I turn 20. July is a good month to be born in.

In complete objectivity, I would have guessed ages at:
FZM - 18/19
SWG - 15/16 (Spelling makes a massive difference.)
IRS - 15/16
Copa - 17/18
Mike - 20/21
TLC - 12/13
Ravnin - 16/17
Jenkins - 15/16 (It would have been higher these days, but it's not so long ago that you were playing all 'I am teh uberleetz ass4ss1n! 1 billyun hedshotz!!!1!' characters.)

Who else is there? I'll guess your age too! By the way, congratulations to Mike on coming across as the oldest.

[mike_]

Well fuck me running! I turn seventeen in April (first, by the way ).

What makes me seem so.. mature?

[Vortigern]

You write well and in a mature fashion, and I seem to recall you mentioning an interesting episode involving an illegitimate child of yours at some point. I may have dreamt that, however. It's possibly also due to your association with Matias, who is indeed older than us. I don't really know, you just come across as older. I think FZM would probably be on a par with you if I didn't know him quite so well. Objectivity is difficult to achieve after a relationship of so many years.

[mike_]

Yeah, I have a daughter on the way.. had yet another falling-out with the mother today which doesn't bode well. But I come here to get away from such things so, I'll stop the hijacking of your Topic, FZM.

Thanks for the compliment, though, Vort

[Vortigern]

Hmm... Are congratulations in order? If so, huzzah! When's she due? And any idea what you're going to call her, assuming you get any say in the matter?

I'm sure FZM won't mind. He's an easy-going chap.

[mike_]

She's due on May 20th. Her mother is hellbent on calling her 'Chesah Elizabeth'. I hate the name. Today's fight ended with me telling her that she'd screwed her chance at naming her and either I was going to give her a decent, real name or I was gone. She said 'fuck you' and that's how it ended.


EDIT: I would really congratulate myself on that one, though. It was an accident (that, albeit, I did nothing to prevent... ) that keeps getting progressively worse.

Edited by mike_, 14 March 2009 - 02:04 AM.

[Vortigern]

Huh. Let's chalk that up to pregnancy stress, I think. And you're right to be offended, Chesah is a stupid name. Convince her, for her daughter's sake, to give her a better name. Just so I don't put my foot in my mouth in a massive way here, are you and she still a couple and is she intending to let you have an active role in the raising of this child?

[mike_]

She was until I said I was leaving if she wouldn't let me take a real hand in raising her. Now we're not talking and I have no idea what's going to happen next.