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[Vortigern]

Well, I've just arrived back at my parents' comfortable home in the Oxfordshire countryside, which makes a nice change from the Sheffield red light district.

Puppeteer: Where would that be, Croxley Green area? I used to go kayaking near there, just outside Harefield. It's not a bad area, as I recall.

[Ash]

A quater of the estate consists of chavs, a quater are dole scroungers

There's a difference between these two entities? Surely being a chav earmarks you as a dole scrounger anyway?

And I had forgot about the Stoke accent until I saw their football results. Eugh.

[Caspa]

Those are the pure groups, and the chavs listed are under sixteen. Too young to sponge off my hard worked taxes.

[Puppeteer]

Puppeteer: Where would that be, Croxley Green area? I used to go kayaking near there, just outside Harefield. It's not a bad area, as I recall.

Bingo. Not bad, but not great. Kayaking is fun round here, at least.

[olli]

Loudwater and Chorleywood are very nice areas. Posh and upper class. The houses there are well over the £1million bracket. They are massive.

The area I live in is middle class heavan; semi-detached houses, each with their own drive and a bigish garden. Lovely area, but not too stuck up and posh; meaning we can still be seen as normal people!

Watford, even though you may think it is a shithole Puppeteer, is fucking awsome for nights out.

[Puppeteer]

True that, I hear people come miles around to visit Watford at night. But not during the day. You wouldn't want to see Watford during the day.

Loudwater and Chorleywood are very nice areas. Posh and upper class. The houses there are well over the £1million bracket. They are massive.

Indeed. Also a sitting duck, next to the two of them (practically). The people that I know who live in either of those two areas have:
i) a tennis court, or three;
ii) a croquet pitch;
iii) horses;
iv) a labyrinth for a house;
v) all of the above.

[segwayrulz]

wow, Ive never left my country but im pretty sure my awesome suburb of birkdale will beat your posh places. heres a description of birkdale: there are 3 main zones separated via 3 "landmarks" there is the "train station" which the houses around there are crap and people get stabbed and mugged. there is the "flower farm" which is around where i live, nice average people. And then the "shopping centre/ waterfront" there is someone who has a 4 storey mansion and a helicopter.

[Barack Obama]

Ash... Ketchum?

[olli]

But not during the day. You wouldn't want to see Watford during the day.

There's nothing wrong with it during the day. I go there all the time. There's only trouble if you look and ask for it. I mean sure, there are chavs around but they keep themselves to themselves and prefer not to have any interaction with any other people.

[Ash]

Ash... Ketchum?

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Laughter Rating: Suckitudinous.

Yes. My surname is Ketchum. Of fucking course it is. Seriously, this pithy attempt at ridicule coming from a member who decided to take his username from the name of the current US president.

At least come up with a jibe that vaguely resembles wit. I'll start you off: "Ash-hole". "Cr-Ash". "Ash-tray".

[Tom]

Happy Birthday Ashley.

[Ash]

A bit late there, Thomas.

[Tom]

Lucky I said it to you on facebook on your actual birthday then