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#61 {IRS}Athos

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:34 AM

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:16 PM

The 2012 theory i'll see it when its 2012 / 12 / 12 ^_^!
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 05:03 PM

Ok, thanks for the understanding. I do agree it is sad when you see people abuse the system. Unfortunately, it happens everywhere in society, including welfare benefits. :xcahik_:

Unfortunately you're right and it's a sad fact of life. >_>

Yeah, a world-destroying black hole will be created in Europe. Beat that, America. :p

Yeah, well... we got nukes so we'll ruin your shit before that thing can run. :p

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:28 PM

This whole Europe vs. America contest to me is rather silly. Can we not all just get along without bashing each other? Both countries/continents have done things that we all regret, but that does not make the people in them evil or bad.

This is just a "bashing" in friendly spirit. At least, that's how I intended it.

So yeah people, by administratorial decree, be friendly! :xcahik_:
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:41 PM

This whole Europe vs. America contest to me is rather silly. Can we not all just get along without bashing each other? Both countries/continents have done things that we all regret, but that does not make the people in them evil or bad.


It's humour. Get over it.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:09 PM

It's humour. Get over it.

Fine then, in America, it's humor. :p :xcahik_:

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:27 AM

It's humour. Get over it.

Fine then, in America, it's humor. :p :p

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 02:48 AM

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America... FUCK YEAH!

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 02:49 AM

And, in America, it's color, armor, center, aluminum, etc. :xcahik_:

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:14 AM

*cough* Australia is better *cough*

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:30 AM

Americans have to be different again: http://en.wikipedia....nt-day_spelling
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 02:01 PM

I still say it's sulphur, not sulfur :xcahik_:

Edited by Puppeteer, 27 June 2009 - 02:01 PM.


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Posted 27 June 2009 - 07:00 PM

I still say it's sulphur, not sulfur :p

It makes the same sound. What the hell does it matter? :p

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:48 PM

It doesn't really, I just prefer it. :p I will always spell them 'foetus', 'aluminium', 'armour', 'centre', 'sulphur', 'favourite', 'realise' etc.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:14 AM

America: We are allowed to carry a gun.
EU: Only criminals can carry guns here.

America: We will give you a free monthly check even if you eat too much and have alot of babies.
EU: We'll definately pay you to have babies. We are falling behind in the birthrate from those pesky arabs and paki's. :p

America: We might talk funny, but you rarely speak the same language.
EU: You simply talk funny.

America: We can't build a car worth a shit, but we build great bombs.
EU: Thank God because we forgot how...

America: We have enough nuclear bombs to scare even Russia and China.
EU: Thank God someone on our side does.

America: We are mostly circumsized...
EU: ...

America: More people move to the US than out abroad.
EU: Yes we are tired of paying the equivelent of $10 for a hamburger and $12 for an alcoholic drink.

America: Our women are properly groomed in the armpits and the bikini area.
EU: ...

America: You have eccentric sexual behaviors.
EU: You oppose gay marriage.
America: Germans wear latex clothing and EU has more furries per capita than anywhere outside of Japan.

America: We take showers daily.
EU: Daily...really? We do it like every second or third day. You're lieing...

America: We spawned Michael Jackson...
EU: We have Yanni.
America: Who sold more albums?

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:15 AM

Hahahahah. XD

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 07:00 AM

Country superiority is arrogance and stubborn pride; but in a battle, I'd ironically believe the European Union would win, but what would it prove? That Humans are corrupt and care for nothing more than violence?

Edited by Spectre, 28 June 2009 - 07:05 AM.


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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:53 AM

Eric, the things you mentioned are either:
- untrue
- speaking in favour of europe

I'm guessing that's not what you intended :p
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:36 PM

He was most definitely trying to just be funny... and maybe even unbiased. :p

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:07 PM

I would just like to contest the issue of European women being hairy. I admit that France, Greece and Russia provide some seriously hirsute females, but in England we have very few women of the unshaven-armpit variety. Personal hygiene is rather popular over here. And this one:

America: We spawned Michael Jackson...
EU: We have Yanni.
America: Who sold more albums?


Good use of the word 'spawned'. In a related matter, I watched Men In Black 2 last night. Michael Jackson is/was an alien. It seems a little in bad taste now, but it's still funny. :p In terms of music, Europe massively wins for rock and metal. Massively.
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