This is complete rubbish. I have a better idea. Why doesn't someone come up with a wild theory that has no backing in science, logic or anything, and everyone else has to try and prove it. New spam game. Maybe it'll catch on. To begin, perhaps:
"God is a velociraptor."
well, seen as vort posted it:
God is infact a velociraptor. See images below:
It is a well known fact that jesus was the son of god. These images prove that jesus was infact, a raptor, (or at the very least had a raptor head, making him part raptor. Seen as we know his mother mary was human, this would mean that jesus would only be part raptor, which is infact supported by what we see here). God is therefore most certainly a velociraptor, seen as it is already established that jesus did not pick up these raptor traits from his mother mary. Add to this Gods apparent age, which predates humanity, just like velociraptors (who also predate humanity), and it is obvious that god is a velociraptor.
Next:
"The earth is triangular"
Edited by some_weirdGuy, 30 October 2009 - 04:42 AM.