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#1 some_weirdGuy

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 04:28 AM

This is complete rubbish. I have a better idea. Why doesn't someone come up with a wild theory that has no backing in science, logic or anything, and everyone else has to try and prove it. New spam game. Maybe it'll catch on. To begin, perhaps:

"God is a velociraptor."


well, seen as vort posted it:

God is infact a velociraptor. See images below:

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It is a well known fact that jesus was the son of god. These images prove that jesus was infact, a raptor, (or at the very least had a raptor head, making him part raptor. Seen as we know his mother mary was human, this would mean that jesus would only be part raptor, which is infact supported by what we see here). God is therefore most certainly a velociraptor, seen as it is already established that jesus did not pick up these raptor traits from his mother mary. Add to this Gods apparent age, which predates humanity, just like velociraptors (who also predate humanity), and it is obvious that god is a velociraptor.

Next:
"The earth is triangular"

Edited by some_weirdGuy, 30 October 2009 - 04:42 AM.

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#2 Pasidon

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 05:53 PM

This just make religion even cooler.

"Messiah! Bite his face off before he crucifies you!"

#3 some_weirdGuy

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 01:46 AM

so, no body interested in finding proof the world is triangular?

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 01:54 AM

Nope.
Hostile is a cunt.

Thought I'd have that here to save time.

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 02:43 AM

Can we get a funny picture of it?

Hey Weird, you've actually turned weird since you got rid of your fat guy picture.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 06:30 AM

?? what do you mean?

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:14 AM

You always just seemed to stick with debates and stuff. Didn't see anything out of the ordinary. Fat guy pic goes, then you try and prove god is an un-evolved bird. I dub thee weird now.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 09:58 AM

By the way SWG, where did Segway go? I need a punchbag to vent my frustration on.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 04:00 AM

I guess segway just isn't going on the forum much any more.

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