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#1 Rafv Nin IV

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 03:41 AM

...just because my good friend and I had nothing better to do in first period.

Twas the night before Christmas,
and down in the hood,
Santa was baked,
he was baked good.

With a bong in one hand,
a reefer in the other,
Ol' Saint Nick was stoned,
was stoned crazy, my brother.

A sway in his step,
and eyes focused poor,
he fell down my chimney,
hit his face on the floor.

I said, "Santa, what up dog?
What you doin' son?"
He said, "I'm here to get high,
flown, blown, and stunned!"

Over his wide shoulders
a large bag was slung,
Full of car stereos, TV's,
and phones labelled 'Samsung'.

I asked where he'd got 'em,
He said, "Don't question, boy!
Just you be thankful
that I got you a toy.

Santa pulled out a boombox,
and he lifted his hat.
He revealed a shiny,
deadly, oh so fly gat.

He said, "Here you go boy,
got it just for you,
Now be good,
So that next year you git two.

I said, "Word, Santa?
That shit is tight!
Stay chill homeboy,
and fly safe, aight?"

And Saint Nick took off,
baked, loaded, and phizzle,
Heading back north
to roll a doobie, fo' shizzle.

So there's my story,
Don't call me no snitch,
I'm keeping it real, and, oh yeah,
Merry Christmas, bitch.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 10:37 AM

Hehehe. Nice. Black Santa rides again!
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 02:56 PM

Quite amusing. :huh:

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#4 Lee


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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:42 PM

Haha I love it! xD

Cheers for posting this.

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