Middle Earth Immigration
#22
Posted 31 December 2009 - 08:40 PM
Mount Boom! (look at your sig, boy ) ... that's what Sauron called it himself:
This place sucks. Watching out from the top window I can see only slag and ashes. I much preferred our old block in Mirkwood Towers. At least there was green to be seen.
It was my wife, of course, who wanted to move here. Mirkwood Towers was too much frequented by travelling salesmen, she said. Plus, the last one, a dwarf, stole a map and a key. But I think what she really disliked about our flat was Moggie the Bullfrog's estate across the River, in Moria. True, I have been more often there than at home. But where else would I go?
Mount Boom smells again like a thousand years' egg. I wonder what the cook is preparing for lunch today.
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[source: the files of Mordor's secret service, known as 'the Ears of Sauron'.]
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Edited by Námo, 31 December 2009 - 11:34 PM.
... a star shines on the hour of our meeting ...
#25
Posted 01 January 2010 - 06:12 PM
#26
Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:05 PM
I could go on, but I've made my case.
#27
Posted 02 January 2010 - 04:18 AM
My political compass
There's a story that the grass is so green...what did I see? Where have I been?
#28
Posted 02 January 2010 - 09:25 PM
#29
Posted 03 January 2010 - 03:03 PM
#30
Posted 18 January 2010 - 04:16 AM
#31
Posted 18 January 2010 - 05:10 AM
Taxes are cheap and you have all of Gondor to the east to get run over before the Dark Lord fusses with you.
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#32
Posted 18 January 2010 - 06:18 AM
Break dancing into the hearts of millions
#33
Posted 18 January 2010 - 03:35 PM
#34
Posted 19 January 2010 - 09:37 PM
Limiting myself to human places, Ithilien would be pretty nice for it's environment, or Dol Amroth for being a city (and near the sea, so beats MT)
Einstein: "We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
#35
Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:58 PM
Besides, I'm such a wreck mentally anyways, so I might as well go for Minas Morgul or similar, and get a black robe n cape at once... maybe I'd even get one of those smelly things with wings and fly around looking for a piece of jewlery... how stupid isn't that?
Seriously, I like The Shire... green hills, good food, and nice ppl =)
// C}{riZ
"Do not come between the Nazgûl and his mod!"
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#36
Posted 05 February 2010 - 07:29 PM
#37
Posted 06 February 2010 - 08:24 AM
#38
Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:20 AM
#39
Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:07 AM
There's a better view from Isengard. Through the Palantir. It's basically Google Middle Earth.
So true .
#40
Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:27 PM
And the people are either scared of or not interested in strangers. You'd end up feeling aloneSeriously, I like The Shire... green hills, good food, and nice ppl =)
Still Rhûn for me...
please take note that, until further notice, I don't care, so get lost.
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