Tired of the emptiness of Twitter and Facebook? Irritated by the feeling that you've to post all your doings on those so-called 'social' networking sites? Had enough of all the energy-sucking crap that is web 2.0? Well, then the following site is for you:
http://www.suicidemachine.org/
It automatically deletes all your contacts from those bs-sites, telling them you've commited suicide. Hurray, now you can once again take a shit without twittering how big it is and posting pictures of it on your profile!
Suicide machine
Started by Allathar, Jan 12 2010 12:17 PM
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 12:17 PM
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 12:29 PM
You read NU.nl as well? 
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 12:41 PM
It's my homepage
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 02:14 PM
Awesome. One day I will probably use it. When reality finally dawns.
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 05:42 PM
Gutted that they took down the option for Facebook. I was tempted to go do it.
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 06:02 PM
Looks like you still can, in a few days. They're looking for a way to pass Facebook's defences. It's also illegal that the site was banned from facebook - the terms of agreement clearly state that the USERS can't give their password and profile to third parties. So, if Facebook is trying to sue someone, it'd be the users who use the suicide machine
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:01 AM
This was made by the mind of a genius. I see it more of something I would want to use on people more than what I want to do to my profiles across the web.
Yes.Tired of the existence of Twitter and Facebook?
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:56 PM
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Something along the lines of brute force and feeding the suicidemachine accounts?
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Posted 14 January 2010 - 02:30 AM
My thoughts exactly, Alla.
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Posted 14 January 2010 - 06:45 AM
I could probably get about half of my friends to do this without realizing it. Awesome.
Okay, now if you'll back at the weather map you'll see that we don't have one. Try to picture last night's map in your mind, picture all of the little lines and rivers.
The temperature at the airport is 88 degrees which is stupid cause I don't know anyone who lives at the airport.
Tonights forecast: dark. Continued dark tonight until turning to partially light in the morning.
The temperature at the airport is 88 degrees which is stupid cause I don't know anyone who lives at the airport.
Tonights forecast: dark. Continued dark tonight until turning to partially light in the morning.
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