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[Arcadian Daze]

so it goes like this:
one person says i drop (insert item here)
the person who posts after him posts a post where he commits suicide with the item or how he dies by the item
wich also "drops" an item
example:
person 1: drop a deck of cards
person 2: i try to shuffle the cards like a professional by i fail, the cards fly in every direction giving me 1,000 peper cuts. i bleed to death

so not:
person1:i drop a deck of cards
person2: i try to eat it and suffocate
try to be creative!

i drop a helium ballon attached to a brick

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

I stare at the balloon which is obviously going now where.
I stare so long I die as I do I drop my guts.

[Vortigern]

I take Radspakr's guts and use them to lower myself down the side of the Empire State Building. Sadly, it turns out they're not long enough and I am forced to jump the remaining distance, which is quite a way. I then get my wrist caught as I let go and swing into a window, smashing my face against the glass and then breaking it on the second faceplant, which embeds shards of glass into my body, one of which pierces my heart.

I then drop my wallet, what with being dead an' all.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

I'm not sure if the expression is solely Aussie, but Drop your guts is an uncouth way of saying farting

[Arcadian Daze]

i pick up the wallet
i take a dollar and buy tomato juice
the tinatio juioce isnt tomato juice after all but AIDS infected blood
i die of AIDS 3 years later

i drop my own corpse iwth a condom around my arm

[Allathar]

Being a necrophile I fuck your corpse, but since the condom was around your arm I can't use it. I fall asleep, and with us being in the mortuarium the person working there thinks I'm dead too. I get buried alive, suffering a horrible death from suffocation.

My heirs receive a broken lawnmower.

[Bart]

I break into your heirs' house. Not seeing anything more valuable, I take the lawnmower. Of course, since it is broken, when I try it in my garden the blades fly all around and kill me.
My limbs are scattered all over the neighbourhood.

[Taralom]

Seeing the many limbs scattered around the neighborhood, I get traumatized. Wanting to end my life, I tie a piano-string around my neck and a rope around my legs. After that, I glue my hands to my head and jump of a building. The strings behead me, leaving me hanging with my head in my hands.

((beat that!))

I drop a vase in my jump and it miraculously survives the fall.

[Bart]

Well, obviously, the vase falls on my head. I slow it down which is why it survives...but I do not.
I was just typing a message on my phone, which is swept out of my hand while I drop.

[Ash]

I delete the message, and call the person you were sending a message to. It turns out to be my girlfriend, who had been seeing you behind my back. I storm round to her house, bludgeon her to death with the phone for her infidelity, and then go into the kitchen and take a load of paracetamol, haemorrhaging to death in the kitchen.

With my last breath, I gasp "rosebud..." and drop a sled. Which I happened to be carrying around in HammerSpace at the time.

[Bart]

You brought my body to your girlfriends' to let her see me dead, just for fun. The sled, of course, drops on me, causing me to die again. By weirness of logic in the Revorian universe, I am now alive.
My brain cannot comprehend this, so I stab myself with a kitchen knife...which I drop. It falls and sticks into the floor, excalibur style.

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

I use the knife to jimmy open a bottle of barbiturates and sleeping pills dying in my sleep dropping the knife.
(coincidently that's how my uncle offed himself)

[some_weirdGuy]

I walk in and see your corpse. As i step back in horror i notice the knife, and not wanting anyone to accidently get cut by it decide to bury it within the safe confines of your corpse.

Investigators find your body with the knife jutting from it, and opon having it finger printed and seeing my prints toss out all non-collaborating evidence and sentence me to lifetime imprisonment. Upon my death i drop my get out of jail free card which i had been holding the whole time.

[Arcadian Daze]

i look at the card and i realize what i have done ...what i did so many times... i have ressurected from the dead just to die again and with my death taking one another person with me. it drives me crazy i'm sick of dying i try to stay alive but its hard because in a suicide forum it isnt normal to stay alive for longer then one post. i try to keep this post long enough but i cant. i realize the post is almost over and start to scream, since the post cant end for as long as i scream i feel save. i scream and scream "noooooooooooooooooooooo!,, but then i need to take a breath.
as i breathe in i inhale very tiny drops of cyanice the forum god placed there to keep the rules
i die whithing 5 minutes.

in my last breath i drop a shamwow commercial

[Bart]

Some curious explorers find the commercial and show it on TV. It's a cursed commercial, and everybody who sees it dies, including me. I drop the remote.

[Vortigern]

I pick up the remote and take it home. That night burglars break into my house so I pick up the closest thing to hand: the remote. I throw it at one of the burglars, and it smacks him in the forehead. The battery cover comes off in the process and one of the batteries flies out and goes down my throat. I die choking on it, as does the second burglar, by an odd coincidence.

As I die I drop my pants.

[Arcadian Daze]

i see vthe pants and try to wear them
then i feel a sting in both sides of my legs
more stings come
there tiny needles fusing my legs with the pants
the pants make me evil and i want world domination and i get it
then a group of cliché rebels try to overthrow me and succed i die

i drop a gun with a snow bullet

[Radspakr Wolfbane]

I see the snow bullet and throw it away.
Pull out a gun and shoot myself in head dropping my brains all over the place.

[Ash]

Being already dead and all, I become undead and a zombie and so have a natural hunger for brains. Seeing an easy meal, I eat the brains all over the floor.

Unfortunately, the brains are diseased. Suppose I should've known that given the owner. Bugger.

As my undeath comes to a timely end, I drop my rotting arms, which just sorta fall off my body. I am a zombie, after all.

[Archon]

I eat Ash's arms, but they're poisoned.

As I die, I drop a notice of inactivity from Revora.