At least you guys over the pond don't have brand boxershorts that cost a gazillion dollars. Of course, since you want everyone to see that you're wearing one, you drop your pants 'til about 3/4 down your ass so everyone can see it. Myself, I can't really be arsed to pay 20 euros for a piece of cloth that catches your farts.
Oh we do. Any country that has "fashion" has those fucking Calvin Klein boxers that cost too much. I got given a pair as a present...The one thing I like about them is they do make you look quite manly and sexy when just wearing them. Good for the bedroom. That's the only use. It's the man’s equivalent of women’s sexy underwear.
However, just going about daily business I agree with you wholly. Any time I need some new ones I get a pack of 5 for about 6 quid from the supermarket. All they do is stop my penis from showing through my trousers or jeans and catch farts like you said.
I walked most of the way to my lecture this morning a few paces behind a particularly fine example.
Good lad. Now that's being a good student! Making good use of what is around you!...Being at Nottingham I'm never short of nice things to look at!