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#101 Imagine

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:54 PM

You know... is it wrong that I think we should be eating fat people?


care to explain ?

I think I discovered why we don't have female members at Revora.


Again care to explain ?
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#102 Vortigern

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:13 PM

He thinks if we eat fat people we'll solve the dual problems of western-world obesity and global overpopulation. As crackpot theories go, it's not half bad. And the second part is referring to the blatant and unrepentant sexism evident in the posts of basically everyone who has taken part in the latest turn of this thread. We make the womenfolk feel soiled by our mere cyber-presence. Then again, it may be the fact that this is a big group of super-nerds who do video game modding for fun - call me a traditionalist, but that's hardly the most female-dominated area of society. I think that about covers it.

Anyway: Up the gingers!
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:35 PM

That sums it up Vort. Eating fat people will make populations skinny, and solves world hunger. I'm a saint. But everyone's a nerd these days, so female members should confess already and join our mutual riveting. And gingers have souls too.

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#104 Caspa

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:41 PM

Anyway, blonde or brunette? I like brunette with blue eyes the most, as long as she isn't fat ofc.

Black hair and green eyes all the way for me.

In non related news, I think I discovered why we don't have female members at Revora.

We still have MJ

You know... is it wrong that I think we should be eating fat people?

Yes. They're all fat. Not enough meat on them to chew on.

And gingers have souls too.

No they don't.

Oh and gingers are definitely, by far, the filthiest fucks you can find. Trust me on this.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:43 PM

Carrot Top proves your statement to be true.

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#106 Caspa

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:45 PM

Every ginger I've fucked so far has proven my statement to be true.

EDIT: No, Carrot Top wasn't one of them, before you fucking ask :p

Edited by Caspa, 12 March 2010 - 11:58 PM.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:06 AM

He he he... I think I would bleach myself if I thought you would hook up with Roid Ginger, Cas.

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#108 Caspa

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:32 AM

Can you imagine just how boring this thread would've been if I hadn't interfered?
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:11 AM

I'm with you on that. I don't have much to say when the discussing of mating rituals and domesticating women comes up, so Kudos to the chef.

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#110 Caspa

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:14 AM

Kudos to the chef.

Is that coincidental or have I previously mentioned my current vocation?
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:18 AM

You're actually a chef? That would be a suspiciously good coincidence then.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:23 AM

A chef who's had as many disciplinaries as burns, nicknamed "Psycho" by his colleagues and is currently being investigated for gross misconduct.

Edited by Caspa, 13 March 2010 - 01:23 AM.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:30 AM

That's modern day task forces for you: they investigate the nut-jobs just because they can't get good leads. But on that subject, weren't you poked for something and you were being hulled to prison? What happened to that?

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#114 Caspa

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:45 AM

No prison for me. I acted like a good little boy in the courts so they gave me community service instead and I FUCKING LOVE COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!
Seriously, it's awesome. I'd rather go to community service every day than go to work. Yesterday comprised of, having a huge bacon and sausage sandwich and coffee, then literally kicking down sheds and fences (we didn't have a sledgehammer in the van), throwing the remains into the van and dropping them off at the local scrapyard. All in the name of making the community look a little nicer. I'd recommend beating up a copper and getting a few hours just so you can get the same experience.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:53 AM

I do need a better job... I could just rob a bank, stash the money, and get CS and earn my share. Just like a normal white guy's career, except I don't have to wear a suit and take sexual harassment seminars. Cleaning up your community and getting to do a free crime is a great deal.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 05:12 AM

What the hell happened to this topic. :p It turned into one of the largest tangent spamfest's I have seen here at Revora in a long time. Awesome!

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 09:11 AM

Caspa, that sounds sweet, community service is always such a doss. When I was 17 I got in a bit of trouble and my school decided not to let me get arrested because they actually liked me, and I worked it off over two weeks instead of post-exam leave, then they realised there was nothing for me to do so left me in charge of the workshop in the Tech rooms. About eight cups of tea a day, a pretty much constant supply of Tesco Finest muffins and all the heavy machinery you could imagine. I tell you, circular saws are right fun. :p

By the way, what kind of shit does a chef have to get up to for it be labelled 'gross misconduct'? What, were you shitting in people's pasta?
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#118 Caspa

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:22 AM

What the hell happened to this topic.

Me.

By the way, what kind of shit does a chef have to get up to for it be labelled 'gross misconduct'? What, were you shitting in people's pasta?

No, but I have pissed in the boots of people I don't like and have considered pissing in the yorshire pudding batter. But between being a complete dick to the gaffer, smoking is no-smoking areas (never in the kitchen or around food, but health & safety have decided most of the surrounding area is a no smoking zone now, as if I give a shit) and taking a week off without any permission (I wanted some time to myself), apparently I'm in a lot of shit. I've always given them more than enough reason to sack me, but they never do. Biggest problem for them is, I'm the best worker they've got. I'm not blowing my own trumpet here, but there I am working on getting the barmaid with the biggest tits in there to blow it for me :p
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:03 PM

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:14 PM

I prefer a landing strip.
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