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#121 Vortigern

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:39 PM

I prefer a landing strip.

I second that motion.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:47 PM

And just a point of interest, if a man gets a Brazillian, not only does it make him officially gay, but it makes his cock look like a sundial at noon.

This just is, I've blagged my way into only getting a warning for gross misconduct. I knew I was too good to be sacked.
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#123 Allathar

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 12:30 PM

I should try that too, fucking around a bit at work. See if they fire me. If they don't, guess that means I'm just that good, if they do, guess that gives me an excuse to find a new job. Really starting to hate my current one.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 02:18 PM

@Allathar: If you really want to get sacked just persuade a customer into having mayonnaise on their food and instead of mayo (I think you know where this is going).....
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#125 Allathar

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 04:11 PM

Okay, that's just disturbing... :p
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:18 PM

Well.... It could also count as oral sex if you think about it :shiftee2:
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:22 PM

:shiftee2:

#128 Allathar

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 09:13 PM

What, oral sex on their food? How would that work?
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 10:50 PM

The one question you had to ask...

#130 Florisz

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 05:58 PM

I think he knows the answer very well.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 11:28 PM

Indeed I know the answer.... but I choose not to reveal it :wub: Just have a think about how me 'jizzing' in your food counts as oral sex. Would that also lead to rape allegations being brought up against you ?
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#132 Allathar

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 11:43 PM

Only if it's against your will... But you'll be willingly eating the food, no?
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 11:47 PM

Would you willingly eat food with jizz in it ?? I think not
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Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:29 AM

O.o Spammers!


 


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Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:31 AM

You're only jealous MJ. When's the last time you reduced a thread to a spamtastic giggle?
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Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:45 AM

xD lol

You know I love the idea of cleaning the post count from the older members here.
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#137 Caspa

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:51 AM

So what's brought you back to Revora this time? Did somebody tell you I'd returned and you had to see it for yourself?

Also, sorry I haven't been on msn much lately. Windows Live Messenger doesn't like XP64 or Linux and Pidgin is a load of arse.
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#138 MaryJo

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 01:03 AM

nah, just wanted to see how's it going here, I see it hasn't changed much, just the same elders spamming the forum 24/7 :wub:

postcount clearing Ftw! come on! which admin dares? xD 13k posts down to 0


 


#139 Caspa

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 01:05 AM

Gonna join us or just wander off and come back for another 3 posts in about half a year?
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#140 MaryJo

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 01:09 AM

well I came here about 2 month ago and it was 1 post, so I've come a long way, don't you think?


 





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