1) Usernames
I know, I know, all the best ones are taken, but please, a set of random letters cobbled together? All in lower-case? Numbers intermingled higgledy-piggledy in there? Or worst of all, naming the bot the same thing as the scam shit you want to advertise? Honestly, can you really do no better than this? No normal human being could possibly remember all that crap, unless they used those details for every forum they visit. And pfizerprekdyui452265 probably isn't a name I'd want to keep very long. Think what that username says about you: I don't give two shits whatsoever about the persona I am creating, and I have a limp dick. Think, botter, would you take that username seriously? If not, fuck off.
2) Google May Be Your Friend, But Google Translation Isn't
The words I understand. Their position in a sentence, I do not. Read my paper "Just Because This Is The Internet..." for more insight.
3) Relevance and sense made
You're more likely to suck us in if your posts are actually remotely on-topic, and actually make some actual kind of sense. Just take a look at this example from a bot named 'linsim' (again - take note of the shamelessly shitty username)
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Solution: Value your dating commitments. If your boss asks you to work late, you don't always have to say "yes." Saying that you already have plans is an acceptableexcuse. It's great to be able to put in the hours to get ahead at work, but make sure that you're not allowing work to get in the way of your other life goals. "Everyone I know is taken/married/coupled up."While this may not seem to be a job-related issue, it could be. Statistics show that nearly half of all married couples met at work. So you're at a disadvantage if your work doesn't provide you with opportunities to meet and hang out with other singles world of warcraft gold.
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So, heads-up Americans - running out of whatever the fuck a rappelz rupee is, not wearing replica sunglasses (?), not being a high enough level in Maple Story or having enough gold in WoW are the four biggest reasons that Americans are single. And remember, folks, above all else: "No one wants to date a wedding dresses." Note also the sheer inanity of every word written. Somehow this idiot got to five posts before he got noticed. Perhaps posting in a thread that's eight months old and about news updates on Revora blew his cover.
If you're going to post a new thread, don't put as your post icon. Though now you guys have got smart and actually started posted in threads. Shame you aren't smart enough to post in topics relevant to the shit you are trying to peddle.
Blend in
DO:
Upload an avatar.
Post normally before you post links.
Have a human do the posting, rather than just the registering.
Talk on-topic.
DON'T:
Put the links in your sig. We can tell, you know; we aren't stupid. We can spot the interlopers among us who do not belong, and we won't be taken in.
Put links randomly in your post. Trade secret from the top: We can actually see them, because they're different colours to the rest of the text. Gosch!
Copy-paste the stuff you posted in other threads, or on different forums.
Make up inane bullshit (see above). Come up with something plausible.
Links
Why? What exactly are you getting out of putting these silly links to pointless crap?
Never mind. That you are suggests it's important to you. Just be aware that NO SANE PERSON IS GOING TO CLICK ON THEM. If your links were more innocuous and interesting, we might be taken in. But, no. And please get rid of the ActiveX controls embedded in the sites - we're all gamers and geeks on this here forum - we aren't dumb enough to fall for that ploy, and haven't been since secondary school. Well, except the seething acne-ridden hordes of us who are still at secondary school (rather more than I'd like, incidentally), who might very well be suckered. But even they would notice the above points and think "Oh-oh-oh! You nearly got me there! You sly boots" If you really want to infect their computers, you're going to have to do better. Have an URL that is actually plausible and spoof-like. For example, instead of best-pfizer.net, why not try discountgames.com? While I imagine most geeks haven't had a lot of experience with women and so might be limp-dicked, we're an honourable enough breed to maybe bookmark the link for a time when we need it, but we'll be sucked in by an offer of getting games cheap.
Incidentally, quit with the fucking porn, dating and drugs links. Get sponsors who might offer something relevant to us. We are of the INTERNET. We can find porn all fucking day long. There are enough dating sites, and besides - we aren't stupid enough to think any female will actually want us (we're mostly past the self-deception stage of our lives), and I can't remember the last time I needed any of the drugs that were advertised on one of your links. Because that was never. I'm virile enough, thank you, and I'm happy with my weight. Try a frumpy-old-mums forum. Most of these young 'uns don't even know what acid is, so you're wasting your time trying to sell them diet pills.
So yeah. If your cunning and evil plot is to succeed, you might wanna try working on the above points. I hope this public service announcement has been useful to you.
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