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#1 Caspa

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:00 AM

Boob-jobs, nose-jobs ,teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, Botox, pierced ears, pierced nipples, pierced bellies, pierced clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, legs waxed, lips tattooed, tits tattooed, arms tattooed, legs tattooed, lengthy diets, strenuous exercise, child birth.... and THEN, they won't take it up the arse 'cos:'IT HURTS!'
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#2 Mathijs

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:04 AM

Well, last I checked a hurting, stretched asshole does not compute with society's bullshit beauty standards. So there you go.

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#3 Caspa

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:11 AM

Are you kidding me? A womans expected to take it up the shitter just as much as she's expected to put on lipstick these days.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:33 AM

Perhaps in Sunderland, but not over here. Not that I'd want that to change, god, the thought of putting my beloved member in there. Never in a million years.

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 10:46 AM

Copious amounts of lube and a condom will protect your member!
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:01 PM

though a running start might not.

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 01:24 PM

Besides, I don't really see why you'd want to stick it in there in the first place. What's so great about it?
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

#8 Caspa

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 04:10 PM

What's so great about it?

Spoken like a man who's never 'accidentally' bounced off biffins bridges and slammed it up trap two. Try it. You might just like it.

Also, as the old saying goes, you'll never get them pregnant if you shag 'em up the bum.

Edited by Acrimonious, 04 October 2010 - 04:11 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 04:39 PM

But you can also use a condom or pull it out before it cums :p But won't you get shit all over your dick? I wouldn't want shit all over my dick.


 

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:07 PM

The legendary 'pulling out' technique doesn't work. Trust me, I have experience in this field.

And yes, you do sometimes get a bit of shit on your dick. Just make her suck it off and refuse to kiss her after, and you're good to go.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:46 PM

You probs wasn't fast enough :p Haven't you seen pornstars do it they take it out and suck the cum off :p Think where getting out of hand here.


 

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 06:18 PM

haha I really hope you're not being serious there spartan
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 06:39 PM

haha I really hope you're not being serious there spartan


Don't worry, there have been bigger fuck-ups in pornography than a chick sucking a condom with shit.

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 06:55 PM

I think he was hinting more to the fact of "you probably wasn't fast enough"... Sounds like Spartan hasn't got a clue what he is talking about. Pretty standard for a teen.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 07:00 PM

Anyone who's prepared to declare that pulling out works, clearly hasn't a fucking clue what they're talking about.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 07:14 PM

haha I really hope you're not being serious there spartan

I was joking :p Why I said the pornstars pull it out and suck it lol


 

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 07:23 PM

Wtf?

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 06:44 AM

Caspa, why are you having this conversation with a bunch of thirteen-year-olds? You're going to be arrested for grooming them for sex.

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 01:03 PM

It's Caspa, does he really need a reason? :p

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#20 Caspa

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 04:35 PM

Caspa, why are you having this conversation with a bunch of thirteen-year-olds? You're going to be arrested for grooming them for sex.

If for no other reason, it looks like they need to be educated to the fact that 'pulling out' don't work.

I'd say it's better to tell them now, rather than wait for them to find out the hard way and adding to the teenage pregnancies statistics, but we all know most of these fuckers will never get laid.

Edited by Acrimonious, 05 October 2010 - 04:37 PM.

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