Please name the person or people underneath too, just so we know exactly what it is we're horrified by (it pays to know one's enemy
) Not everyone'll know everyone. But it matters not: what matters is that they are all pure creepiness.
The creepiest wedding in history. A pair of waxwork dummies appear to be melting.
Lord Taylor of Warwick (recently convicted of false expenses claims) and his wife-of-24-days, Yvonne Louise. Look at the happy couple here: As seen following a 20-centimetre round trip around the edge of the rotating glass plate in the microwave.
Alistair Darling, former Chancellor of the Exchequer. Also - if this picture is any judge of character - known for raping your newborns (although he was known for being a rapist of everyone's payslip and bank account whilst in office). Never trust a man whose hair and eyebrows are such vastly different colours. To be honest, I defy you to find one non-creepy picture of this man.
His successor, George Osborne. No less a clear and obvious sexual deviant than his predecessor. Rumour has it he has a forked tongue, and he leaves a slime trail wherever he slithers...that last one is true.
I posted two here, because I'm not sure whether former Prime Minister Gordon Brown looks creepier when he smiles falsely or when he appears to be suffering sort of stroke or brain haemorrhage. I leave it to your judgement.
Now this just has to be the best picture of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem. Sovereign of the Order of Canada, Sovereign of the Order of Australia, Sovereign of the Order of New Zealand, Sovereign of the Order of Barbados, Sovereign of the Order of Valour, Sovereign of the Order of Military Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Merit of the Police Forces, Sovereign of the Queen's Service Order, Sovereign of the New Zealand Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of St. Andrew, Sovereign of the Order of Logohu, Sovereign of the Order of the Star of Melanesia.
Although the pic isn't strictly creepy as it was just profoundly amusing to me, I felt like an excuse to post her full name.
You can see why she signs everything simply 'QE2'.
This rendition of our Glorious And Great Imperious Overlord Cameron actually served as his election campaign poster. Albeit with other things written than 'blah', but he looked every bit as cretinous.And last but not least...
I don't think I even need to poke fun at the pure, unadulterated evil that is Dark Lord Mandelson of Sithis. He looks (and is) malevolent enough when he keeps a straight face but when he smiles you can almost see the gibbets of baby sticking to his teeth. Behold - gaze upon the image of Satan and repent, ye sinners. Short of actually being Hitler or a baelrog, I don't see how it is possible to look more evil.
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