----Not Spam----
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come
out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected
with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are
bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or
arm
missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are
walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it,
and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run
for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are
Spiders
found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these
in your tent.
Holy shit
Started by Natus, Apr 20 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 04:02 PM
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Corrupt program now requires constant reboots and does not function at all in majority of instances. Designed with a web browser component to replace AOL, it has exceeded our expectations by being more crashy and unreliable and with worse tech support. We didn't think it was physically possible! A general product recall is advised; when it does function it seems to require background processes Girl 0.1Beta to stave off further crashes. Will someone PLEASE remove that code, and insert Backbone 1.9 in its place? That's assuming we even bother to continue this prog.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 04:07 PM
oh my god why dont they just close the tent and i know why they all carry handguns all the time, where did you find it?
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 05:24 PM
Bloody Hell..
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 05:59 PM
I smell a hoax here :o
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 06:43 PM
http://www.snopes.co...camelspider.asp
You think so, Andre? :
The camel spider...fearsome little (little?) fucker. :o
Jesus fucking Christ....I'm glad I'M not over there! I'd have the safety off on my gun all the time, just in case I saw one of those things. I'd be more frightened of that than I would of some suicide squad or rebel militia (whether it's as horrific as the claims Natus is forwarding say it is...I have heard that the info is exaggerated, but thas not Natus' fault. Whether it's that bad or not, I HATE spiders. I'd have to shoot the fuckin thing.)
You think so, Andre? :
The camel spider...fearsome little (little?) fucker. :o
Jesus fucking Christ....I'm glad I'M not over there! I'd have the safety off on my gun all the time, just in case I saw one of those things. I'd be more frightened of that than I would of some suicide squad or rebel militia (whether it's as horrific as the claims Natus is forwarding say it is...I have heard that the info is exaggerated, but thas not Natus' fault. Whether it's that bad or not, I HATE spiders. I'd have to shoot the fuckin thing.)
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 07:02 PM
W0000, now we just need man-eating spidercamels =D
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 07:47 PM
bleh, nothing compare to brazilian wandernig spiders, they kill INSTANTLY
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 08:31 PM
good GOD!!! This is the part where DS shits himself. That is one big ass spider.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 09:10 PM
Goliath spiders can actually get that big, and bigger...
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 09:19 PM
All spiders creep me out, its just the one in that pic eating another, and the fact you can wake up with parts missing is the most screwed up thing.
Natus 3.4
Corrupt program now requires constant reboots and does not function at all in majority of instances. Designed with a web browser component to replace AOL, it has exceeded our expectations by being more crashy and unreliable and with worse tech support. We didn't think it was physically possible! A general product recall is advised; when it does function it seems to require background processes Girl 0.1Beta to stave off further crashes. Will someone PLEASE remove that code, and insert Backbone 1.9 in its place? That's assuming we even bother to continue this prog.
Corrupt program now requires constant reboots and does not function at all in majority of instances. Designed with a web browser component to replace AOL, it has exceeded our expectations by being more crashy and unreliable and with worse tech support. We didn't think it was physically possible! A general product recall is advised; when it does function it seems to require background processes Girl 0.1Beta to stave off further crashes. Will someone PLEASE remove that code, and insert Backbone 1.9 in its place? That's assuming we even bother to continue this prog.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 09:27 PM
"Oh GOD! My penis!!!" Talk about a nightmare. :oops:
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 09:55 PM
Just read that article. They're harmless buggers. :roll:
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 11:44 PM
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Posted 21 April 2004 - 07:42 AM
Come on spiders come to daddy
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Posted 21 April 2004 - 11:09 AM
lol spiders rule
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