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[Caspa]

Cowboy builders
Shoddy building work
The Labour Party
The Conservative Party
The Liberal Democrats
Health And Safety
Stuck up salesmen
Cold calling
Survivors from foreign disasters
Arrogant webcam whores
People who play The Sims
Anti-smokers
Religious people who try to force their religion on you
Religious people
Vegetarians and vegans who try to guilt you out of eating meat
American corporations
Newzealanders
Japanese censorship laws
Mouthy, arrogant school kids
Crying babies
Laughing babies
Drooling babies
Extortionate taxation
Facebook addicts
People who won't shut the fuck up about their partner
Obese black women thinking they're attractive
Ugly people thinking they're attractive
DRM
Pensioners who drive
Corporations
Children
Fat people in lycra
Fat people wearing very little
Fat people
Mick Hucknall
Jeremy Kyle
Jade Goody
People who like Jade Goody
People who wear their jeans just below their arse
The British criminal justice system
People who hate Gary Glitter but love Michael Jackson
Talk show hosts
Twilight fans
Twilight
Glee

[Allathar]

The Labour Party
Survivors from foreign disasters
Arrogant webcam whores
Vegetarians and vegans who try to guilt you out of eating meat
Mouthy, arrogant school kids
Extortionate taxation
Facebook addicts
Obese black women thinking they're attractive
Ugly people thinking they're attractive
DRM
Fat people in lycra
Fat people wearing very little
Fat people
People who wear their jeans just below their arse
The British criminal justice system
Twilight fans
Twilight

I'd like to add Obama supporters as well, along with clowns. I really, really hate clowns. They scare me.

[Ash]

That is a short list. You could've easily added dozens and dozens more...

[duke_Qa]

I just say I'm an misanthrope and I've covered my bases

People who wear their jeans just below their arse

I might agree on most of them, There might be exceptions though

[Romanul]

I'd add Bruxelles sprouts to the list.

Anti-smokers

Depends what you understand by "anti-smokers".

Survivors from foreign disasters

Huh?

People who play The Sims

They should play The Sims 2.

Religious people who try to force their religion on you
Religious people
Vegetarians and vegans who try to guilt you out of eating meat

Agree.

Japanese censorship laws
Mouthy, arrogant school kids
Crying babies
Laughing babies
Drooling babies
Extortionate taxation
Facebook addicts

Agree...

Newzealanders

Maybe their accent is retarded, but that's it.

Arrogant webcam whores

Who the hell doesn't hate them?

CBA to comment on all of them.

[Mathijs]

Caspa
Ash
Duke
Romanul

[Caspa]

Anti-smokers

Depends what you understand by "anti-smokers".

What the fuck do you think that means? Isn't it black and white enough for you, you drooling, retarded, mongoloid fuck?

[Ash]

[Hostile]

Don't forget advertisements and commercials in any form, they're fucking everywhere I turn and I'm getting advert overload syndrome. I wake up mumbling about saving 15% on my car insurance...

[Allathar]

Newzealanders

Maybe their accent is retarded, but that's it.

What do you mean? Their accent is awesome.

Anyway, also have to add environmentalist treehuggers to the list. Can't believe I forgot those.

[Caspa]

Don't forget advertisements and commercials in any form, they're fucking everywhere I turn and I'm getting advert overload syndrome. I wake up mumbling about saving 15% on my car insurance...

That's because you're more than just a little bit mental. Then again, everyone on here already knows that. And I'm not adding all adverts to my list because some are pretty fucking awesome.

[Mathijs]

Hostile whining about adverts?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Capitalism, baby! It's in our blood!

Edited by Matias, 07 February 2011 - 05:07 PM.

[Vortigern]

People who don't know the first thing about something they're studying at university. It's amazing how many of them there are. Only this morning in my lecture about early modern English we heard the cry of "England had a civil war?" from a particularly retarded specimen.

[Ash]

Hostile whining about adverts?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Capitalism, baby! It's in our blood!

The irony wasn't lost on me, either. XD

People who don't know the first thing about something they're studying at university. It's amazing how many of them there are. Only this morning in my lecture about early modern English we heard the cry of "England had a civil war?" from a particularly retarded specimen.

Oh, God. It's not like it wasn't a big deal at the time either. Or the first time...

[Romanul]

Anti-smokers

Depends what you understand by "anti-smokers".

What the fuck do you think that means? Isn't it black and white enough for you, you drooling, retarded, mongoloid fuck?

I've found enough fucks who claimed I'm an "anti-smoker" if I refuse to smoke anything at all.

[Vortigern]

I think Caspa's mainly referring to the Daily Mail-reading, immigrant-hating deeply paranoid militant variety, the kind that when you spark up will look at you with contempt and hate in their eyes and sometimes say things like "Why do you have to smoke that?" or "Excuse me, my children breathe this air too, you know." The best response I've heard to the first one came from my friend Katie:

-Self-righteous asshole: "Why do you have to smoke that?"
-Katie: "To light the next one." *takes deep, long drag*

With the second one, all you can do is punch them in the throat. Or smother their children, that works too. Anyway, I agree. Those people are assholes.

[Ash]

I abhor smoking. If I am forced to breathe in the fetid cloud I look upon the one who breathed it on me with thinly-veiled contempt.

Though that is only because it is my lungs and nostrils they're now offending. And I will endeavour to make every effort to stand upwind of them and make no secret of it or apology for it. I can't abide the self-righteous who will complain or speak scornfully to smokers, but neither can I abide the self-righteous smokers who make a point of making the air completely unendurable for non-smokers either. My way is a sort of passive resistance. Sort of "hurry up and fucking die, I've got taxpayers to go and help."

I couldn't give a flying fuck what people put into themselves, or what rampant disease they seek to imbue upon themselves, but I'd much prefer it if they kept it to themselves rather than infesting my oxygen with it. I've a right to breathe too, you know.

[Vortigern]

Yeah, but us smokers never forced you to hang out with us while we smoke or blew it in your face. And those few that do react like that are generally hated as much by the average smoker as they are by non-smokers. I find most smokers support the smoking ban and are happy to go outside for a cigarette, so if the rest of you stay inside I daresay we won't bother each other.


Also: People who apologise too much. And people who say 'in my humble opinion' in conversation. In my experience those who use that expression consider their opinion to be anything but humble.

[Mathijs]

Honestly? I hate people who feel the need to inform me of all the things they hate. Why would you make a list? What a waste of fucking time. Go immerse yourself in things you do like and start dealing with the things you hate minimally.

Assholes.

[Vortigern]

Chill out Matias. You've never gotten all uppity over the Vent Your Anger topics, and this is basically the same deal. Maybe we just want to say what annoys us and see if we're alone in our irritation. Maybe we do all immerse ourselves in things we do like, but the shit keeps on slipping through, and it pisses us off when it does. Then we deal with it, then we get over it, which is easier if we can bitch about it.