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[Hostile]

Maryland police say a man became stuck to a Walmart store toilet seat after someone spread glue on it.

It happened Thursday evening at a store in Elkton. Officials refused to say how long the man was stuck before he was able to get help.

Police say emergency workers removed the seat from the toilet and took the man out with seat still attached to him. The seat was removed at the emergency room at Union Hospital.

Police say the incident is a second-degree assault case that may have been a random prank the night before April Fool's Day.

The Associated Press contributed to this report

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[Beowulf]

That sucks, but damn, I lol'd.

[duke_Qa]

Sounds like some Dennis the menace storyline.

[OmegaBolt]

Surely you'd notice a slimy glistening substance on the seat.

[Beowulf]

The article doesn't say when it happened or any circumstances. Chances are, if you really have to take a shit, you're not going to look and you'll plant your ass right on the seat to relieve that thar pressure.

[duke_Qa]

But I have to say I am one of those that do check my public toilet seat for slimy glistening substances

Also, what kind of superglue is it that only starts gluing from the moment it gets in contact with something? My experience is that when they get in touch with air they start doing the magic and dry up in minutes.

[Beowulf]

Maybe it was just really great timing and this guy was seriously unlucky.

[Phil]

Maybe he did it on purpose so he can sue Walmart for it.

[OmegaBolt]

Maybe he wanted a free toilet seat. I doubt they'd make him take it back.