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#1 TheQuackSavior

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 02:27 PM

Since I found the old topic one, I decide to dig up and creating another version
Come up with Soviet Russia jokes.
For example:
In Soviet Russia. Desolator sorry to everyone for his radiation spreader. :crazed:

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#2 Phil

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 11:08 PM

That's not really how these jokes work though. The fun comes from the inversion of a simple fact into something dystopic. E.g.: In the US, you listen to man on radio, in Soviet Russia, man on radio listens to you.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:05 AM

You'll usually find these stupid jokes on fail videos on youtube along with kitchen jokes.


 

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:18 AM

Kitchen jokes?

Enlighten me.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:25 AM

When there's women in the video. They'll usually see something like "That's what happens when you step out of the kitchen", "That's a weird looking kitchen", or "This wouldn't of happened if you stayed in the kitchen"

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#6 Mathijs

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:33 AM

Oh, right. I was hoping it wouldn't be that. :p

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 03:26 AM

In Soviet Russia, grass grown on Tiberium! :xcahik_:

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 03:39 AM

That does sound rather dystopic. :p

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:55 AM

In Communist China, Bed sleeps on YOU!

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 06:10 AM

In soviet russia, Romanov watch you!

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 08:25 AM

In Soviet Russia, Family Guy is tolerable. Comedy gold.

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 02:31 PM

In soviet russia, Mafia, is played by you. It was invented there!

In soviet cuba, people flee you!

#13 TheQuackSavior

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Posted 13 August 2011 - 04:20 AM

In soviet russia. Book read you!

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:24 AM

In America you consume vodka. In Soviet Russia, vodka consumes you.

In America you watch TV. In Soviet Russia TV watches you.


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Posted 18 August 2011 - 06:18 AM

In America you consume vodka. In Soviet Russia, vodka consumes you.

In America you watch TV. In Soviet Russia TV watches you.


Done. :p

In Soviet Russia radio listen you! :popcorn:

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