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[Daeda]

Does Santa Exist?

Let’s look at it logically:

There are 2 billion children across the whole world
An average of 3, 5 children per house give a total of 108 million houses
We assume every house contains at least one good child, this is a optimistically estimation
Santa has 31 hours because of the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he works from east to west, what seems logical
That makes 3, 48 million houses per hour, or 968 houses per second.
This means Santa has 1, 33 mini seconds per house to park, jump out of the sleigh , climb trough the chimney, put the presents beneath the tree, get back trough the chimney, start the sleigh and go to the next house.
If we also assume all houses are equally spread across the earth we are talking about a distance of 1, 3 kilometres per house. This makes a total of 140, 4 million kilometres.
That means the sleigh of Santa makes a speed of 1258 kilometres per second: that’s 4194 times the speed of sound.
A normal reindeer gets up to a speed of 60 kilometres per hour.
The weight of the sleight leads to some other interesting thing: assuming each child gets a normal LEGO box, ca.1 kilo, means the sleight carries a total weight of at least 108 million kilograms, while Santa’s weight is ignored.
On land reindeers can’t carry more than 106 kilogram. Even if a flying reindeer can carry this weight 10 times 8 to 10 reindeers are useless. We need 670.000 reindeers for this weight.
The total weight is now 148, 5 million kilograms. 148, 5 million kilograms with a speed of 1258 kilometres per second makes a huge friction. The reindeers will be heated in the same way as a space probe that goes trough the atmosphere.
The 2 front-reindeers will absorb an estimated 14, 3 billion kilojoules per second. They will probably explode and the friction will go on to the next 2 reindeers.
There will also be sound explosion that have never been heard before.
In 0, 426 seconds the whole team of reindeers will have been exploded.
Meanwhile Santa will be exposed to 17.500 times the normal gravity. A Santa of 300 kilograms will be thrown in the air with a force of 404.350 Newton.

Conclusion: If Santa ever existed he’s probably death by now.

[Ash]

:roll:

And you bothered to work this out....why?

[Beowulf]

................ :|

[chemical ali]

thats from a book that

[Tom]

LOL i think its funny.

[Diesystem]

Meanwhile Santa will be exposed to 17.500 times the normal gravity. A Santa of 300 kilograms will be thrown in the air with a force of 404.350 Newton.

Hmmm so thats why he always looks a bit on the red side

[Mig Eater]

*Dies of laughter... :rofl:

[Daeda]

@CJ: I translated it from a mp3 on kicken.com. I didnt calculate it, but i was bored enough to translate it from Dutch to english

@Fen: ....

@Ali: could be, like i said got it from mp3

@Rest: Ehm enjoy the lol

[Rygar]

assassin you ruined my dreams :boom: :cry:

[Daeda]

No problem
I like ruining peoples lives

[darknes53]

[MMk4C01]

maen while some nerd that studied for 8 year in a university was hired for god know how much money an hour to figure this out...
o and lets not get into the discovery on how the cookie crumbles...

at least this isn't another thing about jacking off...

[Allied General]

[Beowulf]

What the hell AG!

[chemical ali]

hey your the guy with the nuke artillery!

[Natus]

Blatant plugs are ok when the project is good, so this is most certainly allowed indeed.

EDIT: Heres few creds to get your avvy.

[darknes53]

all the creds went mostly bye bye :cry:
(deso stole them!)