If you didn't catch part 1, go drown yourself.
Making neck-beard jokes and farting about the Xbox One conference wasn't enough for one episode, so here's part 2 to continue about the real heart of the conference: a training montage of pre-rendered footage. Our first golden turkey award goes to the thrilling announcement of the new Halo, which neither showed off game footage or pre-rendered footage. This announcement will really put the Xbox One to the test, especially since it's not a game at all. It's a TV show. All 5 billion transistors can't just be over-capped on the Women's National Basketball League, so Microsoft proudly announced the voice of White Rabbit on The Loony Toons Show, Steven Spielberg, will be PRODUCING the show. It is said to have as much success as an NBC sitcom. So we wish Spielberg luck, along with John Goodman who will be playing the role of Master Chief.
The story to Halo hasn't been worthy of a hoot since Halo 1, so what are the odds of it bombing yet again? At least the show will feature voice chat and you can yell at the actors LIVE on how much noob'age they are displaying. Fans express how they expect this show to have as much spawn-camping as the Holocaust. We don't know who the director will be, but hopefully the ban-hammer won't block his IP for camping every episode. A new level editor has also been announced, as you and your friends can make amazing levels out of Megablocks. There won't be Warthogs available for your levels, but it is recommended you use Hotwheels as an accurate substitute. Make sure to use the awesome power of the Kinect to take pictures of your finished products and send them to all your white trash friends. And remember, don't be alarmed when your Xbox One red rings during an episode... it's only a warning when a black man is about to appear on the show. It also means you need to wrap your Xbox One up like an aborted fetus until it repairs itself.
And just to squeeze this conference for even more racy jokes, I'm making this a 3 part'er! Contain your meat spins... the 3rd part is the last part. Unless I'm lying.
And also... I was just joking about the red-ring alerting you to black people on the show...there won't be any black people on the show.
