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#1 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:05 PM

Post your best conspiracy theory videos and links.

Craziest wins.

 

I think I've pretty much won this already.

2013's winner of the Pigasus award for performers.

 

This guy believes everything he's a truther, a birther, believes Sandy Hook was a false flag attack and even believes in the lizard people.

 

I've found my favourite line ever "resistance to tyrants is obedience to god".

 

A friend posted this on his facebook wall and seems to believe a lot of this bullshit since he's been posting more of this thing lately.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:24 PM

It sucks when you start to realize one of your friends is stupid, doesn't it? I've had similar experiences on Facebook. 


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:32 PM

This guy is that one friend who's really nice, good with the women and funny and I was wondering if the guy had a flaw, and it's a big one he's a conspiracy nut.

 

This video really is gold, there's an ad on it for a "secret underground video" that restores male sensation better than any pills.


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 10:16 PM

Oh good. A thread making fun of this shit.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 09:17 AM

That's basically what this entire site is for.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:37 AM

The worst thing is that his voice box sounds like its trying to jump out and escape the madness. The adverts are amazing as well.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 11:41 AM

Watch his eyes, it's scary.


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:09 AM

I'm afraid that if I listen to Alex Jones once, my brain cells will commit suicide one by one.


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 08:06 AM

Gravedigging incoming! :)

 

 

Anyway, always remember:

 

No one is spying on the whole US population, that is just a stupid conspiracy....   ooops...

No one was planning to invade iraq prior to 9/11....  ooops...

No one from the west was involved in the regime change of Iran's democratic elected leader...  ooops...

 

Conspiracies are part of politics. If you like it or not. Before the word conspiracy was becoming popular, we called em covert operations. And noone gave a fuck really, cause that is how power business works. Occasionally someone blew the whistle and we had an affair...    Today people are so detached from reality that they mix "aliens", "reptiliens" and all that crazy shit with politicial under cover work. Political intrigues are as old as human power structures. Greek, Rome, British Empire, Osman Empire, Cold War....  history is full of covert ops and suberfuge.

 

The real art is to know when to investigage, and when to realize it is bullshit....  



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Posted 13 November 2015 - 09:56 AM

Delicious necromancy.

 

Well... to be fair... all of those theories, and more, could be true.  Michele Obama probably made a guest appearance on Sesame Street because she's secretly a puppet, but who really cares about these things?  If Uncle Sam has a go-pro hidden in your bathroom mirror, good for him.  Secret government spies and aliens hidden under a damp crawlspace won't really effect the everyday Joe, no matter hard they try.


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Posted 23 November 2015 - 01:25 PM

President Obama is a fag, and Michelle Obama is a transvestite. I mean just look at dat ASS:

 

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Heres a play by play, looking from left to right:

 

"Ah yeeea, thats very nice, tappidee-tap-tap dat, foh' reel! Ooh, and then we got this french chick, like fine baby doll, gimme some o' dat, yeeea, and- UGH... what the unholy FUCK? What the hell is that supposed to be?

 

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Aaughl *pukes*

 

https://patriotnewst...on-live-camera/

 

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America is so fuckin' funny its ridiculous. And don't get the flu shot! It'll destroy your metabolism. You need to suffer at least one cold every year to keep up your immune system's strength.

 

Also, animals never had a war... whos the REAL, animal? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!


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Posted 24 November 2015 - 12:18 AM

Isn't that Queen Latifa?


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Posted 24 November 2015 - 03:51 AM

Her as the first lady would also be funny. Latifa was actually born a girl, though she is a manly lookin lesbian, thats for sure.

 

Latifa still has chick curves though:

 

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Although shes fat as hell, her proportions are actually female, what with her hand and feet size. THIS FUCKING OBAMANATION (get it?! HAH!), on the other hand?

 

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SOME ONE KILL IT. BURN IT WITH FIRE! Also, while your at it, kill this guy:

 

http://usofarn.com/w...1/netanyahu.jpg

 

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Russia is actually the good guy, and has deployed strategic bombers and is destroying all of the kazarian cryptic zionist, Israeli/American, CIA backed ISIS bases:

 

http://www.veteranst...-on-isis-video/

 

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Also, it turns out I am your real dad. True story.

 

http://www.veteranst...sis-mouthpiece/

 

"As intelligence specialists will confirm, there is no state sponsored false flag operations ever planned without a “cover and deception plan” that involves using press assets.  There is no possibility whatsoever that al Jazeera was not directly involved in the downing of the Russian plane, none whatsoever."


Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 24 November 2015 - 04:04 AM.





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