So I had an idea of something to try, it's simple using google translate I'll translate the following text into a language then type it back into google translate and retranslate it back to English.
The next person takes that retranslation and then translates it to another language then back and so on and see what we end up with.
The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.
Into German and back.
Just as I can wrestle the five-year-olds think if I ever attacked by a pack of dwarves, I would be OK.
(Google translate has improved a bit which is a pity for this, but this should make a good start).