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#1 Radspakr Wolfbane

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 08:31 PM

So I just got a message on Youtube from some random and I thought I'd post it here.

My first time getting the sales pitch on youtube before.

 

I think I'll add some commentary to it as I go.

 

I have a question for you, a serious question, but please, think about it seriously...

Do you know that after you die, you will have to spend the ETERNITY in HEAVEN or HELL ?
There is no other place... (So long as you don't count purgatory)

What if you will die today, or tomorrow ?
Have you ever thought about this ? (Is this a threat? in the old mafia style, It would be terrible if you were to have an accident)

Please think seriously about this matter because it is about your ETERNITY, and I'm warning you because I love you and I care about you. (yes, love you: a complete stranger on the internet who is currently mocking you, and you probably found from a random comment on a anti-religious video, be my valentine?)

Do you know that Hell is a terrible place ? Do you know that Hell was created for the devil and his fallen angels ? There is only sorrow, misery and suffering... FOREVER ! (In capital letters and has an exclamation mark so you now really no it's forever)

Do you know that Heaven is a wonderful place ? Do you know that in Heaven you will have everlasting happiness ?
Please, think about Heaven ! There is no sickness, no misery... there is only happiness ! (Never heard of too much of a good thing?, even bliss would turn to boredom eventually without something to break the monotony anything could be torture, at least hell sounds like it would be interesting alternating between Sorrow and Misery with some suffering put in for the mix)

The way to heaven is through JESUS CHRIST alone !
Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to heaven, He is the Truth and the Life ! (Then how did people before him get there? Are they in hell because he was late?, how did he get there? How is a person fictional or otherwise "The Truth" what does that even mean?)

Don't believe those who say that everyone goes to heaven... Those are only lies, please be careful ! Without Jesus Christ, no one will enter into the Kingdom of God ! (So it's like those night clubs where you have to know the manager to get in, I'd never join a club that would have me as a member, also who is saying everyone goes to heaven I've only ever heard of it being an exclusive invitation sent out to JC and his closest "friends")

We are all sinners (Lust, Hate, Lie, Theft), we have broken the commandments of God and we all deserve to be judged. (If we're all sinners then why have those as sin, there's no person exempted so it's not exactly a realistic standard of morality, and if the commandments were really that important than there could be no leeway with them could there? If the big G is infallible and his word absolute why give commandments and assign sins at all if they are impossible to uphold and then judge us for not adhering to them?
Does God himself not have to obey these moral teachings?)



Jesus Christ - The Son of God - God Himself, came into this world and He paid our disobedience by dying on the cross for us, for our sins, and through His shed blood our sins are forgiven and we can live in victory. He was raised from the dead on the third day according to the Scriptures. (Nothing like a good old fashioned blood sacrifice to ease a conscience, not sure how that all worked the sins are automatically forgiven, is not believing in God a sin too? Are we judged for our sins or are they pre-forgiven just like they were preset?)


How to be saved: (Good instructions, this should make it easy...)

- Pray to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness, Forsake Your Sins, Believe in Jesus Christ, Start a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, Keep a relationship with Jesus Christ until the end, and you will be saved. (Pray to over 2000 year old Undead Carpenter who was most likely a harvest god of a Hellenised Judiac cult off set of Judaism that mirrored other similar gods of the time, give away my preset sins, believe in an Undead Carpenter Hippy Magician, stay faithful to the Undead Carpenter Hippy Magician son of a woman who totally wasn't unfaithful to her husband, and stick to it, easy what's step 2?)

Please think about this matter seriously because this is not a joke ! This is the most important thing in your existence... (Oh it's not a joke, er whoops)

It doesn't matter what you've done, it doesn't matter who you are, Turn to Jesus Christ, and you will be saved. 

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Jesus Christ said:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The Holy Bible - John 3:16 (and Austin 3:16 says I just kicked your ass, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!)

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Jesus answered, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
The Holy Bible - John 14:6 (not big on the modesty was he?)

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This is the Gospel of Jesus Christ:

Now, brothers, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have believed in vain.
For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He was buried, that He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that He appeared to Peter, and then to the Twelve. After that, He appeared to more than five hundred of the brothers at the same time, most of whom are still living, though some have fallen asleep. Then he appeared to James, then to all the apostles, and last of all he appeared to me also, as to one abnormally born.

The Holy Bible - 1 Corinthians 15:1-8
Receive Jesus Christ, the King of the kings ! He is the Only One who can save you !

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If you want, you can watch some testimonies, please take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ou7N2wyv8PA

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Open your heart to Jesus Christ, He is the Lord of lords ! - (I thought the idea was that he was a humble man, a healer, carpenter now all of a sudden he's a king above kings?)

Best wishes,

 

 

 


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#2 MattTheLegoman

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:28 PM

Well, when everyone has the opportunity to make an informed decision about it, then the end will come. (Matthew 24:14) ;p

 

I evangelise as well, but without the agenda this person has (who is probably a troll). But have fun with this, okay, bye.


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#3 DIGI_Byte

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 12:25 AM

TLDR: Take JESUS into your life, Ingore the bible and share the love by joining others who bond together by hating on others



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#4 Pasidon

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:58 AM

For only 25.99 a month, we'll make Jesus love you.


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#5 Mathijs

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 02:02 AM

For only 25.99 a month, we'll make Jesus love you.

 

That sounds like the cheapest escort service ever. Where can I sign up?


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#6 Pasidon

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 02:39 AM

Just scribble out God's name in the bible and just put your signature there.


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