This isn't a sexual thing. There's no problems with my penis in that regard. Don't get me wrong, it's nothing special, but it still gets hard and scrapes the sides quite nicely. I'm not one of these old fuckers that need two Viagra just to have a wank. My problem is more of a toilet based issue. Sometimes, I'll go for a piss. Since I'm a man with a penis and a bladder, occasionally the two will work in tandem. Try not to look too shocked. I'm pretty sure most of you have the same issue sine this forum isn't exactly brimming with the qualities necessary to attract female posters.
Anyway, it's just after I piss that the problem occurs. Most of you will know the routine. A couple of shakes, put it away and consider washing your hands. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter if I give it a couple of shakes or if I shake it like I'm Pasidon masturbating over a thesis on entropy, when I put it away it will release an extra half gallon of piss, which can get quite infuriating. It only happens on occasion and even then, I've got a 50% chance of knowing my penis is still desperately holding onto a vast quantity of urine but knowing makes no difference since it doesn't matter how much I shake it or what angle I hold it at, my penis will not relinquish that piss until it's safely tucked away.
I don't know why it's doing this to me either. Maybe it's because I'm getting old. Maybe it's punishment for fucking a few chubbies, who suck cock better than any thin girl I've ever met. Maybe it's because they're hungry? And by chubbies, I mean just chubby, not fucking obese. Chubby girls are fun. Obese women smell kinda wrong.
Anyway, that's it. Rant over. Maybe I'll do a game review and a poll or two or something to cement the fact that I'm back for a bit.
Edited by Caspa, 20 January 2014 - 07:50 PM.
