Also, Pas, I really don't care for your 'it's fiction so it's dumb to discuss it because it's not real' argument. Get over yourself.
I didn't say it's dumb to discuss. I implied it was dumb to discuss. Yet here I am, also doing it. I guess I'll pull out my digital text version of LotR and quick search for words like "brothel", "prostitute", "courtesan", and "pimp." And upon discovery, I'll mark the occasion with 2 minutes of satisfaction over the fact that Matt's essay had, in fact, not earned its corn.