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#21 DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:10 PM

I hereby dub thee Sir Anus.  Because of your unmatched ability to to pull crap out of your butt and smear it on the internet.

 

 

Naw naw, I hire brodets to do that for me. This one jsut diued, so I gotta get a new one. Elvenlord, your up buddy! Get cracking, I just ate indian food.

 

I don't touch the shit myself. They do all the dirty work, stupid fucking ponies aren't even cute, man.

 

Kittens ad puppies and that doge are cute. Horses have elongated faces man, they got ugly ass teeth, they make the dumbest sound I've ever heard NEEEHEHEHEYEYEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. You might as well be a fucking hyena with that kind of voice.

 

Theres a reason some people are called horse face. Ponies are the same thing, ugly ass fucking useless crap. Hence forth, they have been designated as the crap removers.

 

Now CLEAN MY ASSHOLE you stupid fucking brony, before I activate the shock collar.


Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 13 March 2014 - 09:36 PM.


#22 DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:12 PM

I really don't like you. Be less free with your choice of words, profanity is completely unnecessary given the nature of this topic, which I utterly despise.

 

And you know, I don't understand something here about your choice to hate and cast derogatory terms around for people you don't know, simply because we don't like the same stuff you do. Everyone has a hobby, and something they are fascinated by, be it a book or TV series, music, film, actor, or even a football team. Bronies like watching a TV series. It doesn't matter that the target audience is younger than the actual audience, as it's entertainment. You can't force yourself to not enjoy what you like to do, nor can anyone else, and it's nobody's business pressing into each others lives impressing their traditions of 'not liking My Little Pony' upon them. I don't like football, and I rarely play games any more, but I don't disapprove or lay curse upon those who do, I just leave them to it, and if I can, try to understand why they like it so I have something in common to talk about.

 

And funnily enough, acceptance of others is one of the core features of the My Little Pony franchise, to love and let love unconditionally, and live and let live in peace.

 

So, unlike many members here, you've done an unusually quick job of pissing me off. I think five posts is a record number to make me this heated. So, sit down, shut the fuck up and post productively, not bigotedly. Should you ignore me, I will take measures against you.

 

Wait a second? Aren't you the guy who said rimjobs are not pleasant?

 

QUOTE FROM YOU COUPLE POSTS UP:

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As a brony, I can say rimming is not pleasant. Get your facts straight, hun."

 

Fuck man, your getting ancy over your career choice. That aint my problem XD



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:13 PM

Be less free with your choice of words

It's barely his own words.  Justin Bieber jokes, homophobic jokes, 3rd grade problem solving, unimaginative profanity usage, rawr... this guy is so mainstream, Jesus is rolling over in his grave.



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:14 PM

What's that got to do with anything? 


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:16 PM

Hmm?  Me or Sir Anus?



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:18 PM

Now my anger has been rather quashed by confusion. I have now idea what you're talking about.


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#27 DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:18 PM

I'm not sure what annoys me more, this guy's inane bullshit or your forced eloquence while defending a stupid cartoon.

 

Anyway, moving this to spam.

 Forced eloquence. Everybody up vote that.

 

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:24 PM

You're not very good at this whole debate thing, Sir Anus.  And if you're not debating, then what are you doing.  



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:35 PM

Mr Pasidon.

 

This is not a debate. It is a fact that ponies are asshole cleaners. Case closed.

 

You sir, need to smoke a joint, and maybe grow back your skin. Why are you a skeleton? The horns look cool and all, but yah got no skin! Have you been shooting Krocodile into your sack again?

 

 

 

Be less free with your choice of words

It's barely his own words.  Justin Bieber jokes, homophobic jokes, 3rd grade problem solving, unimaginative profanity usage, rawr... this guy is so mainstream, Jesus is rolling over in his grave.

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHA did the rawr get yah? dude, it was THIS guy who tagged himself with "rawr":

 

http://forums.revora...user/2594-kwen/

 

Naw man, this aint mainstream. and jesus isn't in a grave. His body got eaten by some fucking zionists.

 

I HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME!!!!!!!!!

 

But the point remains - bronies are fucking stupid.

 

muhahahah you know its true.


Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 13 March 2014 - 09:44 PM.


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:43 PM

Oh, that's a fact.  Bad luck, guys.  It was a fact all along.

 

And I'm a skeletal pony.  I feed off the homophobic rays that radiate from unsuccessful internet trolls.



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:53 PM

OH SNAP!!!

 

Holy shit, your a bidet too?

 

See, we need you guys to have tongues, and lips.

 

Man, you must have really pissed off a customer to have said customer burn you alive.

 

Here, have another joint.

 

Wait a second, homophobic? Its ad hominem. Isn't it? When the hell was I against gays? Or right, Justin Bieber... XD

 

Naw man the word fag means bundle of sticks. I don't care if your gay. I'm just laughing at the fact that you are bidet.

 

But yes, I know, bidets are people too! Fight the POWAH!



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:04 PM

People find ponies unbearable because it's men following a fad that is purely feminine.  That's nearly the definition of homophobic.  And you're not going such a great job of convincing us that this is anything but bluntly hating stuff for the sake of hating it.  My main peice of evidence being that I don't like bronies either, yet I still find this entire topic unbelievably stupid.



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:07 PM

Now THAT is one interesting post you got there.

 

Well, kittens cats, feline, now THATs feminine. And I luv kitties.

 

i see ponies as bulky fucking things. Where as kitties, tigerts man they are sooo smooooth the got the moves.

 

I would see ponies as manly ungainly fucking greasy thugs where as kitties are feminine feline figures. XD

 

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dude, you definitely don't drink. You don't laugh either? My god, this is got to be the funniest post I've ever made! How can you NOT see the humor?

 

PONIES ARE FUCKING BIDETS!! ROFL LMAO.

 

Its genius. This is far from stupid......

...... XD

 

Here, have another joint. You want some blow too? Man, I NEED to see you get drunk. A square like you gettin hammered up lift right and center never gets old! Put down the fucking book point dexter! PLay some more video games instead :thumbsupxd:


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:10 PM

Considering that this thing equals the level of Be7amod, can I ask for a banhammer before this plague escalades into other threads?

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:17 PM

For every further contrived post, you will receive a warning. Too many and I'll ban you. Simple.

Also, don't ever ask me for a 'pic trade' again. I'll ban you immediately for that.

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#36 DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:17 PM

Graion hey man nice of you to drop by!

 

Whassamattah brye?

 

It's clearly spam, so... and it's in the spam folder.

 

Did you take all the time to read this thread and get pissed?

 

That is called spam, my simple man!

 

Your light is not needed here. I got that covered.

 

Yo, you gotta introduce me to this Be7amod, he sounds like he knows whats up.



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:20 PM

Spam here denotes irrelevance, not idiocy. You provide the latter.

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:20 PM

For every further contrived post, you will receive a warning. Too many and I'll ban you. Simple.

Also, don't ever ask me for a 'pic trade' again. I'll ban you immediately for that.

 

Oh shit, srry.

 

But your the one who said to me you dont drink, you kiise. And then I said I'm irish, sooo.... lol

 

Wait... hold on... k-DOUBLE-I-S? maybe you meant something else. Is it like a super kiss?



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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:24 PM

Yes, I said that, but only by mistake because I'm on my phone and when typing 'loosen up' I messed up.

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:31 PM

Dominant_Hunter, for you:

"Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
You should already dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place
For you and for me"

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