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#1 Pasidon

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:59 AM

http://www.policymic...-it-s-beautiful

 

Revora is my nesting ground for desecrating the primordial mindsets of the average idiot.  And as we have it, we have a special guest today.  National Geographic.

 

In this nonacademic trash pit of an article, National Geographic claims to know what the future of the human race holds.  Not mapping out the future trends of the human genome, or doing bell curves of how races revolve historically... nothing smart.  Just a few useless statistics and pictures of mixed race people that look weird.  So yea, behold the future American.  Obviously in 40 years, everyone will be brown, have robot eyes, and have natty hair.  Surly elementary deduction, as everyone will not resists the cull of genetic diversity and demand to breed with separate races from their own flock without hesitation, as the tug of their inner makeup swoons their very souls.  

 

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The future holds either super eyebrows or no eyebrows.  You decide your mutant baby's fate.

 

Horse spit, I say.  Look at an ancient Roman, or Mongolian, or Greek, or Mesopotamian... they have been swapping genes with separate races for the past 10,000 yesteryears, and yet you don't see even their ancient cultures even slightly diverse from the model image.  This article was written by some metropolitan scam-weed who looks upon his or her city and only sees what is infront of them.  An oven of diversity.  Let me take a wild guess and claim this individual is from New York.  How premium.  And with the most nonintellectual deductions deduced, this individual reports on the most debunked article I have ever seen.  It's insinuating facts that are not facts and making opinions that are so narrow, it makes my sacred pit of acid itch to melt away the feeble idiots behind this article.

 

And those people are not beautiful compared to the standard faces we have today.  It's all lumps of sick in my opinion, but at least I'm not stating that as a fact.  Sake... National Geographic needs to die off and fertilize my ill-willed comedy.


Edited by Pasidon, 12 April 2014 - 05:01 AM.


#2 Pasidon

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 05:14 AM

By the way, after I posted and went back to the article, a pop-up just covered that entire article and asked me, "DO YOU AGREE THAT OUR GENERATION NEEDS A VOICE?"  There is no buttons saying "yes" or "no."  Just simple buttons to follow a twitter or FaceBook group.  Pretentious garbage... your generation doesn't need a voice; it needs a blunt object to the throat.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:02 AM

So... that's what annoys you. 


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:45 AM

Yeah who cares. Just another meaningless article that really doesn't have insights or make any difference to anyone, just a page filler.

 

Just gonna hijack the thread. Been watching some of this series and it's pretty funny. Russell Brand basically taking the piss out of how shite news outlets are.

 


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#5 Pasidon

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 08:50 AM

These neo-metropolitan writers annoy the frankincense & myrrh out of me.



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Posted 12 April 2014 - 06:47 PM

Damn. I was hoping for a good discussion about evolution of social rights and the like in America. Goddammit Pasidon. You got my hopes up and they were dashed quite expertly. Jolly good show, mate.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 07:06 PM


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 07:42 PM

YES. Someone caught my reference. *high five*


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#9 Pasidon

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 07:47 PM

Bite my chalky bone pelvis.  

 

Well, we can still discuss the validity of population dimorphasisim over the span of the next 40-50 years based on outer-racial breeding patterns, or something not ridiculous.  I'm pretty sure people will look exactly the same.  Just more baldness.



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Posted 15 April 2014 - 09:16 AM

People will be just be slightly taller and more tan most likely it does seem to the trend.

50 years in the future half of the world will be inhabited by olive skinned supermodels.


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Posted 15 April 2014 - 09:41 AM

I'm not particularly tall. But I am an olive skinned supermodel. =p


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