darknes53

Unknown column 'm.avatar' in 'field list'
Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/cncguild/public_html/news2.php on line 64

I found this on the CNCGuild front page...so I'm posting it here for lack of anywhere (that I can see) better for it...

So...anyone know of a decent one i could use...? :roll:

Anyone else get hundreds of messages with ~31kb attachments?

Look up :roll:

My friend made this...
(Freakin long...)

You are a n00b at Counter-Strike if…

1. You AWP every round, and your argument is, “I can still buy an AWP.”
2. Your teammates think you suck.
3. There are 5 of you guys in a group vs. 1 of them, and you are the first of the 5 to die.
4. You flash yourself at the beginning of the round.
5. You throw a HE grenade and you are the only one hurt by it.
6. You throw a smoke grenade, run into the smoke, and somehow get turned around in it.
7. You try planting hostages.
8. You try rescuing the bomb.
9. You assassinate all the hostages and you are a CT.
10. You get killed by the 228 Compact.
11. You spend 3 minutes trying to find the Hostage Rescue Area that is less then 10 feet from you when the round ends.
12. You use the basic knife cut when the enemy has 47 life left.
13. You lose in a gun battle to a Glock on semi-automatic when you have a Colt.
14. You flash yourself twice at the beginning of the round.
15. You fall off the map on cs_prodigy.
16. You use the nickname BlackIce7845.
17. Your teammates MUST kill you to have a chance.
18. It takes you 3 hits to kill someone with an AWP.
19. You are the 3rd of 4 to be killed with 1 shot from the AWP. (1st, 2nd, and 4th are not n00bs)
20. You try to buy a weapon on cs_deagle5
21. You try and buy body armor twice thinking you’ll get 200 armor.
22. You get mad for not buying a HE Grenade after you’ve died.
23. You flash your teammates at the beginning of the round.
24. You kill the rest of your teammates with a well placed HE Grenade.
25. You are a CT, and you buy a Glock.
26. You can’t high jump.
27. Your teammate kills you because you can’t high jump.
28. You flash your teammates twice at the beginning of the round.
29. You like the M249 Machine Gun because of the accuracy.
30. You call the Colt the M4A1.
31. You run around wearing night vision goggles.
32. You try to snipe with a Mac-10.
33. You think the P-90 is a good gun.
34. You ever use a shield.
35. You have never used Dulies.
36. You don’t call hostages hosties.
37. You try to snipe with the XM1014 Auto-shotgun.
38. You use all 120 shots in the Colt on 1 guy.
39. You throw a flash into a group of 5 enemies, and you come out being the only one blinded.
40. Any of the pistols except Deagle and Dulies are your primary choice of weapon.
41. A HE Grenade is your primary choice of weapon.
42. A Flashbang is your primary choice of weapon.
43. You recite poetry to your team over the mic.
44. You recite poetry to all the players because of all talk.
45. You like gravity on the lowest possible value.
46. You like gravity on the highest possible value.
47. awp_map is your favorite map.
48. You think flashing the hosties will do something.
49. You don’t release the weasel on cs_office.
50. You but a TMP when you can afford a Colt.
51. You have never said “W00T!”
52. You have played for 6 months and have yet to get a kill.
53. You have played for 6 months and your only kill is a hostie.
54. You lead the hosties into the sewers on cs_militia
55. You can’t jump into the apartments on cs_italy
56. You try and spray with a pistol.
57. You get surprised that there is a silencer on the Colt.
58. You don’t see a difference in the recoil of the Colt vs. the M249 Machine Gun.
59. You would rather buy a Glock over an MP5.
60. You are the only one to kill all of your teammates.
61. You don’t know those red circles with the Xs in them are bomb sites.
62. You have to ask your teammates what a bomb Defusal kit does.
63. You try and use the bomb as your primary weapon against the enemies.
64. You try looking through your inventory for the Defusal kit.
65. You try using the arrow keys instead of the mouse.
66. You didn’t know you can buy 2 flashbangs.
67. You drop all your guns at the beginning of the round and your teammates take them.
68. You don’t own a mic.
69. The second zoom on the sniper rifles surprises you.
70. You think the Krieg 550 Commando Auto-sniper is more accurate then the D3/AU1 Auto-sniper.
71. You bought Condition Zero before the original Counter-Strike.
72. Your nickname is the original default “Player”.
73. You play on 640 x 480 resolution, when you can go higher...
74. You play on 16 bit color, when you can go higher...
75. You play in a window instead of full screen.
76. You need to ask how to climb a ladder.
77. You still play version 1.4 and wonder why no one is playing.
78. You have a ping of 852 and wonder why people are angry at you.
79. You have a ping of 852 and wonder why you keep getting kicked from servers.
80. You think the Leone 12 Gauge Super Shotgun is unfair.
81. You think teams are stacked when you out number them by 3 people.
82. You get killed by a random headshot and you call your killer a hacker.
83. It takes 10 hits to kill you and you call your killer a hacker because the last was a headshot.
84. It takes 10 hits to kill you and you call your killer a hacker.
85. You suck and when someone brings it up your response is, “I used to be in Cal-I.”
86. Your score is -1 kills and 17 deaths.
87. “Protect the VIP team” is confusing.
88. The radio communications amuse you.
89. You don’t understand why you can’t buy a weapon when you are the VIP.
90. You still don’t know how to type in messages.
91. The idea of recoil is confusing.
92. You ask how to turn your rifle's automatic on.
93. You spray and spray and spray, creating an outline of the enemy on the wall.
94. You call the enemy a hacker.
95. You think that having 200 armor makes you invincible.
96. You shoot the enemy to make sure they’re not faking death.
97. You say, "You know, my dad has this exact gun in his truck under the seat."
98. You get shot through a box and call it wall hacking.
99. You talk while all talk is on, the little bubble comes above a box, the enemy kills you because he sees that, and you accuse him of wall hacking.
100. You have to warm up before playing online by going through training 6 times.

:roll:
Well, nice to know I'm a n00b...be suprised if anyone isn't on this list...