thegreatblimp

Because the forum is silent, it's like there's a finger stealing cat stealing the forum's fingers and now no one can type.

Mine are

1)Thor gunship

2)Sentinel

3)Prism tank

Please reply so I don't feel lonely.

For starters, while quite useful, the Fuck-you battle fortress is inevitably a worthless weapon, pretty hard to come by, can't be every where at the same time (only 1 can be a fuck-you battle fortress) and is simply too slow to defend the base.

If you wish to win 1v7 meteor shower then please read this thoroughly.

I have thought of multiple strategies. And all of them can only be won using china. I am sorry, they just so happen to be the easiest to play with.

This strategy happens to work against all factions and sub factions.

For defenses 1: Use a team of 16 (or more) eradicators to guarantee immediate termination of all elite tanks (tyrant, colossus, ??? for psicorps, abrams etc.)

For defenses 2: Use a team of 30 gyro-copters to terminate to filter out any infantry from the attack that the AI will casually send against you, leaving the eradicators having only one target, the elite tanks.

For defenses 3: Use a team of 8 sentinels to eliminate all aircrafts that the gyro-copters were not able to terminate. Kirovs and a possible target of the sentinels.

For defenses 4: While it rarely happens, the eradicators do get quite troubled, 6 nuwa cannons are good for this, though I suggest they are trained veteran, so they can reach elite status easily and can repair them selves faster, I will prove why even getting spies into the warfactory in the first place is near impossible.

------ATTACK------

Attacking is near impossible when not properly defended, the enemy will try and take over while you're attacking, so I suggest that you put your troops where the enemies troops are coming from, this will thin out your attack force but it's better than risking losing.

Attack 1: 18 Nuwa cannons for long range attacks

Attack 2: 8 Sentinels to kill the 5(maybe more) battle fortress irkalla's

Attack 3: 16 desolators to protect the nuwas and sentinels while they're attacking buildings, though watch out for stingers, desolators are quite useless against them.

Attack 4: 20(maybe more) kirovs as plan b

------SPY------

This is why spying is impossible:

The enemy builds about 5 war factories, each one will produce one terror drone, given that the enemy produces 2 terror drones as base defense, you will have 10 hunting your spies down, while the damage they will get from the saboteur explosion will be lethal if in large numbers you will need to spend tens of thousands of credits on saboteurs, this is simply useless using any other spy unless amassed in incredibly large numbers.

------OTHER STRATEGIES------

Allies strategy: Replace gyro copters with rocketeers, nuwa cannons with thor gunships and mirages, eradicators with Siegfried and navy seals.

That's all folks

------CRITIQUE------

This plan is quite flawed, I thought of it a week ago, tried it 2 days ago and won using it 1 hour ago, for all I know that could have been luck.

So please, give me ideas so that the official guide to winning 1v7 meteor shower(3.0) is improved.

The mo team keeps giving us those videos featuring the new units including stolen tech, given that there will be about 16 new stolen units, what will happen to the old units? I mainly use the reaper and cyborg prototype in my attacks, it will be rather sad if they get removed, I do not see any of those in the units page in the website.

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Hey see what I found.

While trying to master 1v7 meteor shower I found out that the "Fuck you" Battlefortress was exceptionally useful. Why? Why it is a combination of tanya, a suppressor and a virus all in one battle fortress.

"Oi, blimp, bugga' you are this little project of yours ain't worth piss shit! the pacific front can't get tanya!"

Well here's the thing, to obtain a "Fuck you" battlefortress you must play as the US of A, second you must send a spy into a yuri construction center and train an epsilon adept, after that you must hope to god that the pacific front is playing with you and wait for them to send a battle fortress to you, retreat all defenses from the way the battle fortress is approaching and send a hoard of epsilon adepts towards, a hoard is requires because chances are one will die from the units inside the battle fortress, after that is done send the battle fortress to a place with abrams and deploy it. The abrams's (what) will kill the troops inside with some lasers, now put the adept in an area where he is so protected not even a driller can get to him. Put tanya, a suppressor and a virus inside.

WHY:

Tanya is pretty good against tanks and infantry, and given that tanya won't have to worry about "bullets" which are very effective against her armor, it just makes her way more powerful

The suppressor is there to render everything the fortress faces useless. das it.

The virus is there to protect from epsilon adepts and elites. (you may use a sniper but they don't exist)

While you can put a guardian GI in place of the virus to aid in anti aircraft fire and building fire, it simply leaves the fortress vulnerable to mind control.

This was difficult to type because I was removing the hair on my leg with a banana sticker with one hand so I had to type this whole thing with one only.

Sorry, just waiting for 3.3, so I got nothing better to do than post random topics.

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By the way I drew this while crying from how painful removing your hair with a banana sticker is, it is a work of art.

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btw sorry for shitposting