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[SirRH]

*Hits blunt* Here is my Commandos conspiracy theory. This game series is clearly anti-smoking propaganda. think about it for a second, if there's one thing this game series teaches you more than anything, it's that being a heavy smoker will get you killed by a member of the Commando team, so perhaps the game developers were trying to spread the message that smoking kills. *Cue the x files theme tune*

 

Wait a sec, I have another conspiracy theory too. There was originally 6 main Commandos in the first game, but the 3rd Commando is the Diver, The diver has a harpoon, which shoots a spear, which has a triangle on the end. A triangle has 3 sides. And if you put 3 6's together that makes it 666, the number of satan, and the Illuminati symbol is also a triangle so Commandos is 100% Illuminati confirmed.

 

Edit: 
If an admin happens to read this bullshit, can you please rename the title of this thread to "Commandos series conspiracy theory", it sucks that you can't edit thread titles on here.

Edited by Pasidon, 07 August 2018 - 04:40 AM.

[Pasidon]

I probably had to change the title anyway so the hidden society of anti-smoking satanists don't find out that you're onto them.

[SirRH]

I probably had to change the title anyway so the hidden society of anti-smoking satanists don't find out that you're onto them.

 

 

Thank you very much you are a true lad. I was terrified that someone from the MI6 secret intelligence service with similar abilities as the green beret was going to raid my house and kill me. 

Edited by SirRH, 07 August 2018 - 02:35 PM.

[Jeroen]

Sir, have you been visiting Amsterdam?

[SirRH]

I wish

Edited by SirRH, 11 August 2018 - 09:32 PM.