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[ice]

I would just start by hacking into the tv-stations and send out a video that would hypnotize anyone that watched it to turn them to zombies that only does what I tell them. Then I would tell them to neutralize anyone who aren't hypnotized (excluding me). Then I pretty much would have World Domination, every word I said would be the law, cause I'm the law. Altough, who wants world domination when I can have the universe! With all the manpower I have (that's totally free of costs too!), I would create an army of robots that only obey me, send them out to everyplanet in our solar system, kill anything that doesn't look like them or me, if they can't be hypnotized. Then start duplicating and moving all over the universe I would dominate everything! MuahahahamuahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ambershee]

An entire weekend devoted to me :so: ?

Taking over the world is easy, the difficult part is getting people to notice. After all, I took over the world last weekend and I bet none of you even heard of it.

One of my favourite techniques is to build an enormous army of clones using the famous 'turn-a-cardboard-box-into-a-duplicator' technique (self-patented). Using such an enormous army you can infiltrate every high ranking global postion through an ardous political campaign!

Drawbacks:

a) People ultimately become suspicious when it seems that the same person is running for election many times in the same election campaign.
B) Clones of evil geniuses tend to be evil geniuses themselves, and it doesn't take too long before they go on their own hairbrained schemes to dominate all. Tsk.


Another popular technique is the breeding of a new species of ultimate fighting machine to swarm the earthly populace with, a voracious predator that only obeys you (preferably monkeys with wings, and fez's). Such a scheme could never fail, provided you operate a suitable secret underground layer in a south pacific island.

Drawbacks:

a) Tends to attract a lot of unwanted attention from your non-evil arch-nemesis, who will eventually thwart your most devious of all schemes before you deploy it.


Of course, you can always foil your non-evil arch-nemesis by travelling back in time fifty years and constructing an incredible space laser base on the moon, a weapon so powerful it can wipe huge tracts of land from the map! Thus having your non-evil arch-nemesis in non-existance due to having not been born yet!

Drawbacks:

a) Space Lasers are extremely hard to come by in the mid 1950's.
B) Alternate non-evil arbitrators may decide to ruin your schemes.
c) Your non-evil arch-nemesis may also invent some kind of time travel device.


You could potentially build an enormous drilling device in the ice cap, to send an enormous thermonuclear device deep into the ice core, then it can be detonated with apocalyptic consequences, causing a massive proportion of the earth to flood!

Drawbacks:

a) This isn't adviseable if you're not a strong swimmer.
B) It's damn cold out there.


Well, there's a few plots that are far too understated in these modern ages.

[Detail]

This weekend our path takes us to world domination.
How will you do it?
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[the high dude]

simple get 200 nukes and put under all the worlds caps

[Jim Bob]

To take over the world I would make the religious people belive that I am the next Jesus. ONce they believe that they will fight for me as I give them orders from "God" Even though I'm not answering to God at all, they will believe me, They will do as I say and eventually my people will start to clese, and convert the earth, making people join my cause, or die
Eventually They will all be following the word of thier god (me).
Now all I need to do is get them to believe me, a few natural diststers that I fortell (ok so i'll watch the weathers channel ) and they'll be putty in my hands.. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ComradeJ]

Well, here's my evil plan, don't steal it!

I'll set all fat people on a flight to my base on the moon. Eventually, the moon will be so heavy that it will crash into the Earth! From then, it's only a matter of demanding world power and threating with doint the smae with Jupiter.

[Mad Ivan]

Doh!You guys are all boring!
Ill spend over 90 years in isolation, resulting the evolving of my brain, making me use 99% of it, unlike other people that use arround 1%.Ill then use my incredible powers to erase the government of every county from existance!

Or i might just use more deodorant to destroy the ozone layer and then be the only living human left, thus ruling the world .Ill use sun-locion to stay alive

[user_unknown]

This website scares me:

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[0verlorD]

hmm that guy just seems like a pompus :@: who has no life / girlfreind and seems to like putting people down to make himsel feel bigger..... and his plan for world domination sucks :@: < these emoticons come in handy

[Destroyer]

First, I'd get my army of imaginary friends to kill everyone elses imaginary friends. Next, I'd use my turn-imaginary-friends-into-people machine and take out all political figures (they never had imaginary friends. That's why they're in politics). Finally, I'd force everyone who's left (see step one) to bow down to me by threatening them with pictures of Fenring.

Then, I'd rule the world. Muahahaha!

[Detail]

Weekends Evil Genei winners:
- ImmoMan, for his slave army.
- Jim Bob, for being the next Jesus.
- Mithril, for placing a trinitrotoluol package in a a precalculated position.
- 0verlorD, for being soo evil that he used EA tactics.
- ambershee, for his (self-patented) 'turn-a-cardboard-box-into-a-duplicator' technique.
- ice, for replacing his hypnotized army with a robot army.
Mad Ivan, for using sun-locion to stay alive.
- Destroyer, for threatening the world with pictures of Fenring.
- ittan, for not using full stops and thus starving us all of oxygen.



With all the Evil Genei trying to dominate the world, we need a hero. Before we can have a hero, we need a Damsel in Distress for him to rescue - else there's no point in the hero saving the world.

What will your Damsel look like?
Post your Damsel in Distress here. Most lush win prizes.

[Mithril]

Title available? How do I change that? If you can change it please put "Optimistic Spammer" there

This time I'll do nothing, as "lush" is not my area..

[Stino]

Go to your user cp and go to the profile tab. you can change it there

[Mithril]

LOL I'm blind most of the time, thanks

[Destroyer]

maybe I'm blind, but I cant see that choice.

[Detail]

Need 600 posts for a title.

You have the winner rank.

[ambershee]

Could take a little while for some of us

[Destroyer]

at this rate, it will take me 163 and one third days to get there