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[Tom]

Free Spiritualist Republic of the Bong

Government: Spiritual Bong Smoking Commune
Market: Open Market
Geographic Location: 18
Ideological Standing: The country has moved away from a politic based governmental system, all decisions are made from the cannabis smoking elite known as the "elders." The elders are selected from the annual bong smoking competition winners.
Starting Military: 10,000 infantry, LSD Defense System, 8000 Genetically Modified Homing Pigeons equipped with Ether Shit

Military Ideology:

Defense only, using LSD/Ether which is dropped on incoming enemy armies to cause chaos and instability.
Military will build up during time of drug shortages.

Population 24 million

Capital City: Acidra

Acidra is the capital city of the Free Spiritualist Republic of the Bong. In the center of the city is the worlds largest bong which constantly burns the countries only known resource, cannabis. This helps fuel the country and also produce enough energy for electricity, solar power helps make up for any shortages. This fuel is entirely renewable as the country is never short of supplies. In a bid to work against global warming the smoke from this huge bong powerplant is supplied to everyones home across the city just as Water, Electricity and every other resource. This can be used at the will of any person who wishes to get stoned.

[Pyth]

SUGGEST you change your defense systems... And government... As they're going to be totally ineffective...

[Tom]

We will see when i throw my LSD at you and your army is tripping its tits off trying to to climb trees and feed those lizard birds.

Jesus some of you take me far toooo seriously

[Pyth]

OK. Invade me then, and we'll have a war.

[Tom]

LOL did you read my post: Defense only

[Hostile]

Seems we all now what Tom has been up to lately.

Tripping my tits off, oh how I miss that.

[chemical ali]

Who else thinks we should just JDAM the fuck out of him and just see the elders roll around laughing on the floor?

[Tom]

I forgot to add that alcohol is banned in my country, because its a disguisting drug that turns peoples from normal human beings into apes.

We also prefer to fight wars on BF2, so if you want a war, join our server with your clan and our clan will battle. Whoever wins the round, wins the war

[Blodo]

Tom is gonna flood the market with cannabis. He's gonna take over the world! Godmodzorz!!111one

[Pyth]

LOL fine, I'll ban pot in PYthogria.

[Tom]

Thats our economy, we are spiritualist drug barons, we don't have guns or stamp out competiton because there is none, we jsut sell drugs. So all your drug related crime in your countries is down to us. Come on attack us, i want to send your soldiers insane with my inpregnable LSD defense system and Ether pigeon shit (everyone hates pigeon shit, so why not add something else to fuck them up in)

[Pyth]

OK, but you'll need to give me a reason to attack. Here, makle it law to smoke pot over there and kill my citizens because they don't.

[Tom]

No we are spiritualist, we don't believe in murder, atm ROFL. Like i said: all drug related crime is down to us. Come on, wage war against me.

[Pyth]

Hmm... well, I don't know, perhaps... Fund the uber-pro-drug sectiop nof my rebellion and then we can all have fun, and be realistic! ROFL

[crave22]

Congrats, you're in.

[Tom]

Damn i did me best, oh well j/k Alright, maybe i'll need a civil war in my country sooner or later to sort it out, but for now this is my country

[Shine On]

OOC: Well as soon as i saw the title to this thread i KNEW it had to be you

And what on earth are people going to do in the civil war? out smoke one another?

[Ash]

ROFLMAO Tom...


Ah well. All mind-altering substances are banned in Belka. Any of your mafioso try to change that and they WILL be killed

Amusing nation tho.

[Tom]

Well i was explaining to blodo, if my country went into civil war it would be because the bong powerplant was smashed and chaos would break out between the acidheads and the stoners ROFL

Bah i didn't expect this would be accepted, it was just a joke. Does this mean i have actually gotta write bollacks like "My nation sends message to ashes nation stating: i fink u r gay"

[Ash]

Lol...

That'll teach you to spam in areas of serious discussion!