red sonja is without a doubt the most painfully bad movie I have ever seen, it was so terrible it was funny, starring arnie frankfurter, and some chick
worst movies or games of all time thread
Started by Rawlo, Sep 20 2007 02:17 PM
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 02:17 PM
The Least I Could Do - We all wished we were like this at one point
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Xeno, RIP mate
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A final good night Burnie, sleep well mate, rest in peace
Goodbye Tig, you are sorely missed.
Goodbye to you aswell till, you'll also be missed
Xeno, RIP mate
"I'm going to go on the record and say that any substance abuse problem which creates women like that is ok by me"
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 10:28 PM
the biggest cringe fest on the planet - Octopus 2. why i even bothered to get it... it was just for a laugh, although it ended up with me bleeding internally from cringing so much. And me wanting to shut my self in the cuboard from embarresment. i am embarresed for actors for being in such a shit low budget movie. i could of made a better one as a school project. i swear to god. all remaining copies should be burned.
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 11:40 PM
Churchill: The Hollywood years. I am pretty sure it gave me aids.
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Posted 23 September 2007 - 09:48 PM
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 02:10 AM
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:16 PM
Carmageddon 64 is the worst game i have ever played, And i recently saw a movie "blown Away" which featured tommy lee jones doing the worst irish accent ever, it was awful.
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 06:31 PM
Oooo worst movies huh..
Reptilian *trust me, it's complete trash, but fucking hillarious*
King Kong Returns
High School Musical (as if this pile of crap couldn't escape my wrath)
Super Mario Brothers live action film (I wouldn't say it's baaaad, it gets points for being funny though)
Knight Rider 2000
Baby Geniuses. Worst part is there is a sequel to this utter crap.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Power Rangers the Movie
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Anonymous Rex *if it can be counted as a film*
Battlefield Earth
King Kong Lives
Plus the load of Z movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space, Robot Monster, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Manos: The Hands of Fate, etc.
Oh, there was this stupid TV show on a while ago called Hybrid where a guy gets special powers after having wolf eyes transplanted in his sockets after an accident, so I'm gonna throw it in here too, because it was baaaaad. Oh and this 70's American film where this guy finds an atomic bomb plot by the Chinese and it was soooo corny, at the end the hero locks the atom bomb container and takes the biggest wrench, so the badguy comes in, tries to open it with a small piddly wrench and then blubbers like a baby before the bomb explodes. Can't remember its name, but yeah, it was total crap.
If I rediscover or find any others, it gets added to my grandesque craplist.
Reptilian *trust me, it's complete trash, but fucking hillarious*
King Kong Returns
High School Musical (as if this pile of crap couldn't escape my wrath)
Super Mario Brothers live action film (I wouldn't say it's baaaad, it gets points for being funny though)
Knight Rider 2000
Baby Geniuses. Worst part is there is a sequel to this utter crap.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Power Rangers the Movie
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Anonymous Rex *if it can be counted as a film*
Battlefield Earth
King Kong Lives
Plus the load of Z movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space, Robot Monster, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Manos: The Hands of Fate, etc.
Oh, there was this stupid TV show on a while ago called Hybrid where a guy gets special powers after having wolf eyes transplanted in his sockets after an accident, so I'm gonna throw it in here too, because it was baaaaad. Oh and this 70's American film where this guy finds an atomic bomb plot by the Chinese and it was soooo corny, at the end the hero locks the atom bomb container and takes the biggest wrench, so the badguy comes in, tries to open it with a small piddly wrench and then blubbers like a baby before the bomb explodes. Can't remember its name, but yeah, it was total crap.
If I rediscover or find any others, it gets added to my grandesque craplist.
Edited by Elerium, 26 September 2007 - 06:34 PM.
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 06:34 PM
All the Power Rangers movies.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 06:01 AM
Yes. And for that you should die.
I hated Legally Blonde, my ex made me watch it. Bitch.
I hated Legally Blonde, my ex made me watch it. Bitch.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 10:45 AM
That's a dumpable offence right there, dude. And yeah, Fen's life is forfeit too.
Worst films: The Village, Blair Witch and Duel have all got to feature on that list. I spent 2 hours watching Duel waiting for the film to start. Spielberg's first film, and had I lived around the time it was made I would have prophecised, wrongly, that it would be his bloody LAST.
Worst games: Constructor. I'm sure I'll think of more, but I'm having a bit of difficulty atm what with my alcoholic haze.
Worst films: The Village, Blair Witch and Duel have all got to feature on that list. I spent 2 hours watching Duel waiting for the film to start. Spielberg's first film, and had I lived around the time it was made I would have prophecised, wrongly, that it would be his bloody LAST.
Worst games: Constructor. I'm sure I'll think of more, but I'm having a bit of difficulty atm what with my alcoholic haze.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 11:00 AM
Worst Movie: Spellbound.
I don't know why anyone would make a 97 minute movie out of a bloody Spelling Bee, but some idiot did, and caused me to suffer the most mind-numbingly boring hour and a half in my life!
I have pity for any person who has to sit through the entity that movie.
I don't know why anyone would make a 97 minute movie out of a bloody Spelling Bee, but some idiot did, and caused me to suffer the most mind-numbingly boring hour and a half in my life!
I have pity for any person who has to sit through the entity that movie.
Realism is so overrated it isn't even funny. You already know what happens in reality, how is that entertaining...?
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 12:54 PM
Worst Movie: Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Worst Game: Superman 64.
Worst Game: Superman 64.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 01:06 PM
Worst Movie = The InConvenient Truth, the movie against The Inconvenient Truth, made by some random guy supporting Global Warming.
Worst Game = Stress, although it is very useful using it in the office.
Worst Game = Stress, although it is very useful using it in the office.
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Posted 14 October 2007 - 02:08 PM
Beowolf should be banned because...Shit wrong topic, anyways I really hated "The Hunt For Red October". Sean Connery really F***ed it up, Dont ask me how im just saying.
Worst game... Jesus, it HAS to be Ninja Gaiden 1, i hated the old one but new one(s) were great. And I bet you'll all beat me with a bat for saying this...
Halo 1. YES you know it, I know it, They Knew it, you can run from the truth but you cant hide. Infact all Halo games are about, Who gets behind someone "Accidentally". But its still Damn good fun, Halo series are good but just alot meat'n'potatoe fighting, really Easy to do.
Worst game... Jesus, it HAS to be Ninja Gaiden 1, i hated the old one but new one(s) were great. And I bet you'll all beat me with a bat for saying this...
Halo 1. YES you know it, I know it, They Knew it, you can run from the truth but you cant hide. Infact all Halo games are about, Who gets behind someone "Accidentally". But its still Damn good fun, Halo series are good but just alot meat'n'potatoe fighting, really Easy to do.
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