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[some_weirdGuy]

ok, there are a few rules, when you say something, no adding 'i win', leave it so the other people can react to what you have done,

*you cant die here, well not permanently, you can die, but you come straight back to life,
no super beings, your just your normal characters, maybe with some extra powers.

oh, and hamster stay, so no making hamsters disappear to another dimension or something

also, i am the god of this reality, just like your ordinary god(s) i take bribes(call them offerings, sacrifices, gifts, whatever we all know its just a bribe in disguise), also i might answer prayers, i don't know, and every so often make miracles.


and my first miracle is to give everyone a hamster


now, who will face god and his hamster!?
(i wont use my godly powers to win all the time, so you can -kill*- me)

Edited by some_wierdGuy., 23 January 2008 - 10:45 PM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

ORLY? Ninja hampster attacks with super-awesome speed and agility, whacking away.

[some_weirdGuy]

but 'the chose hamster' dodges, going Prince of Persia style on Ninja Hamsters ass!


then Kelvin, runs toward -whoever Gandalf is this time- , his fists glowing with magic energy, "wield your greatest magic! let us begin"

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

"You would dare challenge me?" Nowe said, firing bolts of fire and ice from his palms, laughing maniacally.

[some_weirdGuy]

sweeping his hands upwards and across, a large slab of earth raises to block the attack,

"yes, thats the way"
he thrusts his fists forward, they slide through the upturned rock as if it were water,
"but can you face this creature..."
Kelvin releases a wave of energy into the rock, he could feel the pulsating, as a new life form developed under the surface
"now! come forth!"
The rock burst open, in the center, the remaining rock seemed to melt into a humanoid figure, made completely of the stone that spawned it, it stood at least 6 meters tall,
"go my stone golem, get him!"
The creature looked down at the target indicated by its master, its stone features did not change, but in began moving after its victim, sending a sweeping blow down on top of Nowe, if this hits, there will be noting left but pulp.

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edit: fixed a spelling error and some capital letters

Edited by some_wierdGuy., 06 December 2007 - 07:22 AM.

[segwayrulz]

Then Lenny on His segway drives up behind the golem smahing it in the back of the head.
the golem crumblesonto the rocky floor as the man yells out "Fly Segway Fly!".
then magicall the segway begins hurtling towards Gandalf.

Edited by segwayrulz, 23 December 2007 - 11:58 PM.

[some_weirdGuy]

ha, but your hamster doesn't have a segway

and i as god, make it that you can have anything unless your hamster has the same, so your magic segway disappears!

[segwayrulz]

then i give my hamster a magic segway.
so then you give me a magic segway.
and then I name my hamster george and he kicks the chosen hamster in the nuts.

[segwayrulz]

no wait in this reality are we fighting lothor???????

[Vortigern]

Suddenly Jeremy, in a fit of Segway-loathing, pulls out a bazooka from his 1940's weapon stash and blasts it at the Flying Segway, which, with a top speed of 12.5mph, finds itself in a sticky situation. Cackling evilly, Jeremy struggles to reload, as bazookas were designed to be used by two men.

[some_weirdGuy]

then i sneeze on you, killing you with my germs

[Vortigern]

Then I invent the miracle of aspirin and recover. Unfortunately I got it a bit wrong and made it a giant pill, which I only had to lick. I then drop the rest of it on your head, killing you. So much for biological warfare

[some_weirdGuy]

lol

well i turn the pill into a golem, like i did to lathor with that rock

then you have to fight it or you will die,

and i then set up one of those saw style traps, you have to kill the golem before an alarm clock goes off, and the alarm clock is right behind all these amplifiers, so that when the alarm goes of it will be so loud your head explodes, and its rigged to your head so you cant run away from it

[segwayrulz]

Well My segway was Flying and it flew out of the way so it doged the missile and it has a jet engine strapped onto it so it goes at mach 5!!!!!

[some_weirdGuy]

but then you realize it isn't mach 5, its mach 3!

[segwayrulz]

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Edited by segwayrulz, 19 January 2008 - 10:25 PM.

[some_weirdGuy]

lol


then you cut yourself on your mach 3, because you were shaving to fast

[segwayrulz]

Then I Cut you with my way better super razor

[some_weirdGuy]

lol

Picture war!

i throw the box of your mach 3 at you

[segwayrulz]

OKay lets stop posting pictures.......
What happened to the hamsters??????????
And also What Happened to Nowe??????????