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[Copaman]

Rules of this engagement:

No godmod.
No IPWNZJOONUBZ!! action, to go along with the above.
Your weapons will be limited to the ones you have chosen at the start of the match, please stick to them.
Respawns = yes.
Oddball skull killz j()()!!
And a limited roster for this fight, as follows:

Neo, a la Matrix
Morpheus, a la Matrix
Kurt-057, Halo
Your Mom
and Jet Li.

Matrix characters are forced to fight against MC. Whom I will be controlling, along with Cortana plugged into his head, just so ya know. YM and JL are against both factions. Kurt-057 must fight alongside MC. Choose your weapons, but keep it reasonable.

I choose you, Pikachu! Sangheili ((check the spell, plz?)) Energy Swords x2, Spartan Laser, and a Battle Rifle. 4 Plasma and 4 Spike grenades.
-------------------=====Deathmatch begin!=====------------------

"Let's do this."
"Betcha can't stick it!"

Edited by Copaman, 18 December 2007 - 05:42 PM.

[some_weirdGuy]

well i would join, but unfortunately i don't have an X box, and i have played halo 2 once, and halo 3 once(although both times were nearly for the whole day)


so i don't know many weapons, characters, etc


but if you will help me out i'll join

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

You call a spartan laser reasonable? Very well. I will be one with your matrix, I, Neo, shall take you down. I will be requesting backup, in the form of an AR-15, a Rocket Launcher, a Kilt, and your Mother. I take my AR-15 and throw it into the sewers, then use my rocket launcher and my kilt to fashion myself a MAC gun (a la McGuiver), and use that to force your mom to get you off the net. Problem solved. Neo wins unexpectedly...

And no, more seriously, I hate the name Kurt, but if he's a spartan, I'll change his name to N-S19, Nowe Seirra19. I request the brute shot, a rocket launcher, several grenades of varying types, and an assult rifle.

[Copaman]

Yes, Kurt is a Spartan. The head of the Spartan-III program, to be exact. That is, after his EVA suit suffered an assumed-catasatrophic failure on an attempt to retrieve a "retired and malfunctioning" Shaw-Fukijawa slipspace drive with Blue Team (Blue team was him, MC, and that chick who's a beast at sniping). The whole malfunction thing was just a ploy by ONI to get an instructor-Spartan for the SIII program.
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I use my spartan laser to blast your mom while she's standing still into oblivion. Charred momma parts litter the street, and I do not die.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

It was never my mom, it was yours. I said YOUR mom, not mine lol. Pay attention, you just blasted your own mom. And then we pair up against the flood. I hate those things, especially after completing the campaign on legendary.

[some_weirdGuy]

i think the flood are cool, all zombie-like

it was cool when they are attacking the covenant guy(or whoever he is), and your sorta on their team(well, they don't attack you)

i would shoot the bad guys, then shoot the flood, and both were to busy killing each other to do anything, sometimes i just walked right past them

[segwayrulz]

ill play as jet li and kick master cheif in the nuts

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

The protective armor in that area er...protects him from that move.

[segwayrulz]

but jet lee took so much steroids and electric muscle therapy that it smashes the armour on the first kick
and has a free shot on the next so he kicks him in the nuts again.
master cheif falls to the ground.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Wrong again, because god said no one greater than Chuck Norris could exist, so Jet Lee fell dead a long time ago.

[some_weirdGuy]

lol

[segwayrulz]

wow but master cheif is dead so is neo
because in halo 3 master cheif dies
and in the matrix 3 Neo dies

[some_weirdGuy]

lol

everyone is dead, so they all fight each other in heven/hell, (where ever you think they would go to fight )

[segwayrulz]

Also master cheif is the most overated character of all time you dont even see his face the only good thing to ever come out of halo is Red Vs Blue

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

LOL SPOILER:

Master Chief does not die. In fact after playing through on legendery there is an interesting little cutscene with him and Cortana. The ship that they where in was cut in half, Arbiter went to Earth and Chief and Cortana are drifting through the galaxy. Chief goes into stasis and tells Cortana wake him if if she needs him. After that another cutscene shows their part of the ship heading for a planet that has city-like lights on the surface (It is thought that this was the shield world Onyx).

Lol pwnd. Master Chief comes back to kick Segways butt for not believing in him.

[some_weirdGuy]

lol, this reminds me of a song i have heard:

http://www.albinobla.../flash/showdown


so yeah, i win by all those random people coming and kicking Master Chief's ass like they did to Chuck Norris
(if Chuck Norris couldn't survive it, then MC has no chance )

[segwayrulz]

wow world of warcraft sucks

[Copaman]

wow world of warcraft sucks

Where the hell did you get that from? And no it doesnt... I used to play it and I can say it is one of the best RPGs I have ever played.

[Spectre]

i didn't read hlf the post so i hope it's not to late to be Kurt,if i can be him,i'll have 2 sticky grenades,a battle rifle,and a sniper rifle,also a bubble shield.
if all the people are taken,is there a second group you can use if the first party is full?

[some_weirdGuy]

QUOTE (segwayrulz @ Jan 8 2008, 03:55 PM) *
wow world of warcraft sucks


Where the hell did you get that from? And no it doesnt... I used to play it and I can say it is one of the best RPGs I have ever played.

yeah, that was just out of nowhere

and i think it sucks cause you have to pay to buy it, then pay to play it, thats the only thing that stops me from trying it out
(i mean its a bit unfair, you pay full price to buy the thing, and then you have to keep paying more just to play it, , i think it should be like every other game, where you buy the game, and its yours to play as much as you like)