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[Rafv Nin IV]

Here's how this works. You take three of your characters from RPs here--I choose Shava Kartaan, Ryan Rand, and Shandrava Gles (a masad)--and pit them against someone else's cast of three. The person above you is who you're trying to defeat. You must defeat all three of the above post with your three. Since you can godmod, the fact that say, Shandrava has powerful sci-fi weapons and your Arsencia character has a sword doesn't really mean anything. You just have to employ your characters to kill/incapacitate the above poster's characters.

In your first post, tell us which characters you are using.

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Ryan Rand stood tall, towering above the four-and-a-half foot Rakbi and the diminutive gnome. Through his spotting scope, he scanned the grey, flat, monotonous landscape of the enormous Revora Fight Club. He did not see any opposing forces yet. Shava confirmed this with a quick mind-scan, finding nothing. The gnomess commented on the lack of any life whatsoever.

"Morons!" Shandrava hissed, "Obviously there're no people here. They have to be introduced by someone with the power to do so. This is the first post, so there's no point in watching the horizon!" The female Rakbi slipped back into her portable floor-channel, relaxing as she waited for a challenge.

Edited by Ravnin IV, 14 December 2008 - 09:55 PM.

[Vortigern]

I shall be using Semoé, my Guidesman from DropZone, Captain Marcus Wolff, my character from Icarus and Theria Moriarty, my she-elf from Arsencia. I'm not going to make them kill anyone because this is my first post and I'm a little confused.

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Semoé, easily over a foot taller than anyone else present in what was loosely termed 'the club', shook his head wildly, the dreadlock-esque tendrils that adorned his colossal body fluttering with the motion. Beside him stood Theria, the elf-lady, unofficial leader of the Arsencian party. On Semoé's other side stood Wolff, pistols drawn ready for combat. Semoé roared his challenge to the three that stood on the far side of the colossal chamber.

"Bring it, you bunch o' pussies," shouted Wolff.

[Copaman]

Tom Joad, Ryan Thomas, and Jimmy Dean. I'm not confused. Prepare to die. Wait... we get respawns right?

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"The Terrible Threesome," as they were affectionately known, had decided to resort to guerilla tactics. They came up behind the Arcensian club.

Jim Dean decided to open for the group, using his woodsman's blade to slit the throat of the big man. This gave the party away - Ryan Thomas covered for Jim when Capt. Wolff turned to fire. "Ah think yer' a load o' crap," shouted Ryan. "An' ah'm gonna kill ya' fer it!" He subsequently put three bullets through Wolff's head and another two through his heart.

Theria, seeing se was outnumbered, assumed a defensive stance. Jim and Ryan turned to Tom. "Are we gonna kill 'er too?" Asked Ryan. "No," Tom grunted. "This is personal."

"Theria," he said, "I loved you. And I never really had the balls to bring it to you, but I knew you knew. How could you turn back to Illyriel? You heartless bitch." Working himself up, he began to set himself aflame. "Wait," she said. "I can explain..."

Tom didn't need an explanation. He vaporised her without a second thought.

[some_weirdGuy]

Strike from DZGI, Zhar from Arsencia, KRONOS from Worlds of War(hey, he's a character )

Team SWG ( ) appeared from nowhere, Strike from a drop pod, Zhar through magic, and KRONOS in the form of a swarm of drones, from underground.

Seeing his friend Semoe dead on the ground, Strike's anger built "Hey! He was my friend! ... ... I wanted to kill him!" he pulled out two small plasma blasters, and in duel wielding super speed awesomeness, blasted Jim dean to pieces before anyone could move.

As this happened Kronos' drones pieced together into a metallic fighter, who rushed at Ryan, like a super terminator, bullets just clanking off or bullet holes self-repaired instantly, it then leaped into the air above Ryan and formed into a solid lump of metal, which squished Ryan flat. This lump then disassembled into small drones, which ripped the corpse to pieces, just to be on the safe side.

As if some form of poetic justice, Zhar got to fight his fellow Arsencian, Tom. As Tom turned from the vaporised corpse to the rest of the group, he was shocked to find Jim already dead, and in the time it took him to turn to see Ryan, he was dead too.

He then felt the blade slide across his throat, and Zhars voice in his ear whisper "you shouldn't have stopped that fight back in the bar..." as Tom fell to the ground Zhar then blasted him with a wave of dark magical energy, leaving nothing but charred remains...

(ha, i win)

[Rafv Nin IV]

((Yes, of course we get respawns. You just have to find a way for your characters to get back in.))

Shandrava Gles, after many years of Team SWG dominance, used her contacts at World Wide Weather to arrange a flood of the Revora Fight Club. On Rakbi proper, Shava and Ryan donned breathers and flippers, and grabbed compression shots and spearguns. A missile flew into the RFC ocean, and the team entered the waters. Shandrava snuck up on her opponents and surfaced. Using her incinerator, she destroyed Zhar and Strike in a very painful manner that allowed them no free moments to retaliate.

KRONOS, of course, died from all that water in his drones' circuits.

[some_weirdGuy]

To bad they dont have circuits, they are made up of little tiny 'building blocks'(they are sorta like replicators in Stargate), they can survive very tough climates, so water is no problem for them...

They then, in secret, clone Zhar and Strike back to life.
Then like assassins in the night we come and kill you all in your sleep...
(not as grand as my first post... but it does the job)

Edited by some_wierdGuy, 15 December 2008 - 12:25 AM.

[Vortigern]

Theria then turns up at the head of her team and smacks Zhar over the head with her staff, which breaks his skull and squishes his brain into a hundred tiny squishy pieces. At the same moment, Semoé grabs Strike by the arms and rips him clean in two, letting out a mighty roar as his old captain is shredded by his soldier like confetti. Wolff has the computer skills to hack KRONOS and leave him in disarray, killing himself one drone at a time, but very fast, so fast indeed that it seems to the human eye that they're all blowing up at once.

[some_weirdGuy]

But while you were hacking kronos, kronos was hacking you. He then 'leaps' from the computer into Wolff's body. He does this without anyone knowing, then when your guard is down he kills you all with a bullet through the head, before turning it on himself. The drones then reassemble, as thats what they are made to do, then he re-clones my people again.

[Vortigern]

A strange series of quantum coincidences come together to make Semoé, Theria and Wolff all come back just as they were before, but temporarily invincible. We're talking serious quantum mechanics here. Anyway, Semoé proceeds to rip KRONOS apart again, just for the hell of it, this time making sure to stamp on the parts and shoot them with his plasma cannon to stop them respawning. He also hits Zhar with the plasma cannon, which is as close to magic as makes no difference, and thus fries him to a tiny floating crisp of ash. Wolff and Theria team up and smash Strike in the face with everything handy. Can Kaltesians stand being pistol-whipped? Let's find out! Turns out no, they can't, when it's in their face and very hard.

[Fire Ze Missiles!]

I love how quickly this degenerated from rather interesting alternate-story-cross-character posts to being exactly the same as "Kill the person above you" but with three people

[Copaman]

Yeah that was quick. I was looking forward to some juicy "oh no you di'int" kills...

[some_weirdGuy]

As soon as i saw this i knew it would happen...
are you saying you didn't see it coming?

[Rafv Nin IV]

((Then reverse that.))

Ryan hiked onward over the grey plains of the RFC, carring Shava in his pack. The gnome seemed to be riding a lot of things recently, and doing little walking--back in Arsencia, she had traversed many leagues on Bazric's shoulders, mounted coyotes and drove them to the pot, and lounged around on the minotaur's neck area. That was an agreeable arrangement.

Shandrava mumbled and straggled behind; while she was more fit for traveling on land than most Rakbis due to her intensive masad training, she could be no match for Ryan's conditioned body. She let out a sigh of relief when they reached the swampy middlelands of the RFC, where the vast lake had drained in places. She swam in a channel, finally moving faster than the human boy, and had enough time each day to catch a meal for the trio.

The human and gnome quickly grew bored of fish day in and day out. Their exasperation was soothed only when Shava sensed the presence of her elven companion, Theria. Smirking to herself, the gnome impressed extreme lust upon the elf.

Lacking either Tom Joad or Illyriel to release her from the insufferable arousable, Theria ripped off her clothes and jumped on Captain Wolff. Mac hovered the Icarus directly over the scene, focusing a camera on the action, much to the crew's delight. Lark especially enjoyed the spectacle. Unfortunately, Semoe did not find the humanoid love scene very thrilling, and silenced the partners with his plasma cannon. Realizing his terrible deed, the alien turned the weapon on himself.

((How's that for style, eh? ))

[some_weirdGuy]

rofl... so she died due to horny-ness?

[Vortigern]

So it would seem. Anyway:

Semoé was about to pull the trigger on himself when he caught sight of something on the barrel of his weapon. It was a little price tag. '$20'.

"It's a fake!" he said in surprise, just as Theria and Wolff stood up, embarrassed, dusting off their clothes.

"I don't know what came over me," explained Theria. "Let's go kill whoever's responsible." Wolff and Semoé made noises of assent and the trio headed on their way. Theria caught sight of a little figure she recognised in the middle-distance. "There!" she ordered. Semoé did the honours with his spare gun, launching the fake one towards the enemy as well and hitting it square in the face, even from this far away. Guidesmen really are awesome, thought Wolff. At that Shandrava and Ryan appeared bearing tools of death, so Theria hit out, her staff cracking Ryan on the shins and sending him tumbling to the ground before Wolff stamped on his face. Shandrava made a run for it, but Semoé was faster, picking her up by the scruff of her neck and holding her still while Theria and Wolff punched her in the stomach and ribs, laughing happily. There is no simpler pleasure in life than inflicting pain on someone else. Eventually Semoé punched through Shandrava's back and grabbed her heart out, ending the problem. Giggling heartily, the trio moved on across the Revora Fight Club.

[Rafv Nin IV]

No Rakbi would ever be unintelligent enough to "run for it" in a situation such as the above. While Ryan endured pains, Shandrava leaped into the surrounding lake and dove to the bottom. With her compression launcher, she compacted the water around her and sent bolts of solid water at the guidesman, elf and human. Shortly thereafter, all three rolled on the ground, gasping for breath, clutching their deflated, broken chests. Shandrava surfaced. Setting her Incinerator to a wide spread, she simultaneously burned the three alive. Bubbles of boiling blood rose to the surface of Wolff's body, eventually bursting and coating a vengeful Rakbi with a cooked delicacy. Satisfied that the others were equally dead, she put down her weapon. Pulling out a vibroblade, Shandrava proceded to behead Semoe, Theria, and Wolff.

With her sub-radio communicator, Shandrava called in for backup. A battalion of masad bearing similar weapons to Shandrava's landed, and a medic attended to the gnome and human.

[some_weirdGuy]

It was to late when they realised the ships had been infected by Kronos' drones. The ships flew up into the sky, , the drones quickly multiplied and consumed the entire ships, then they joined, becoming a spiffy new ship of their own, all metallic and awesome looking, with high voltage spikes coming out of it all over the place.

"It's time for you to die" said kronos in an emotionless manner.
Large bolts of electricity were then channeled through these spikes to electrocute and kill the Rakbi below, which it did quite well.