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[Pasidon]

I decided to come here weekly and just unleash sheer hatred about people since I hate them so much. And it's fun. But It still ticks me off. Today did it in for me yet again... I wanted to punch a kid in the groin after this.

So I was at some back-crap county place today for ungodly reasons... at a diner. I just wanted to eat something. And here I am, sitting in the back like a total retard and I watch this gnarled old woman walk in with a kid. She was probably like 17, but beer, rape and bar fights made her face look dumb. She goes over to order and her dumb looking kids looks at me like I'm ef'ing Optimus Prime or something. I just see that little twit slowly creeping up towards me and I know this isn't going to turn out well. If you're a 6 year old and reading this, then don't you dare approach me. I will mess you up.... in de' brain parts.

So the kid comes up to me while wearing an Angry Bird shirt. That kid doesn't say an ef'ing word while his/ her (I couldn't friggin' tell) mouth was hanging open. So instead of stabbing the kid like I wanted to, I decided to engage conversation like a proper individual would. I say, "You like Angry Birds?" That gender-less retard gets super happy and says 'Yea!" And I was in a foul mood, so I decided to stay real and say, "Really? That game sucks." And it's like the moon hit that fat ugly woman's face... she turns and realizes I'm talking to her kid. That hag neglected her kid for 15 more seconds and paid for her crappy food before coming on down with a tude. You have to be a fugging champ to get your fat kid tatter tots.

The kid looked deviated and just turned to his mom and waited for her. I just sat back and sighed very loudly... I was hoping someone would molest that dumb brat already just to get me away from it. But mommy comes over and forgets to say hi. She didn't seem too upset, but her kid just screams out that I was mean to him. His mom looked at me like like she wanted to get back-handed, but I digress. She starts yelling at me before she even asks what it was I said. And that kid! Acting like I called him a swear name and spanked him 17 times with his mom's crooked teeth.

Ultimately she just criticizer'ed me in her hick accent and walked away with her failed abortion project. I wanted to say something since we all could of been friends and went bowling or something. But nope... she just went on and ate her well deserved food-stamp meal. For Sam's sake... keep your kids away from me if they can't take professional opinions based on expert gaming journalism. For shizzel.

[MattTheLegoman]

With my pacifist views I will say that nobody is in the wrong.

[Mathijs]

I enjoyed this read and I enjoy your persona.

[The Best Guest]

Rage hammerin'

[Hostile]

You have really pulled out the Thol Hammer on that one...

[Pasidon]

One could say I put the ham in hammer. But they don't, so...

[some_weirdGuy]

You should have laughed long and hard at her, I've found there's nothing more scorning than a good long laugh when someone's going off at you.