Damnit. This was my way of introducing a new sideproject. A side project called the "Happy Power Rocket Ship Music Band" (it's supposed to sound like it came from a poorly translated Japanese cereal box). I had the picture link to engrish.com to help strengthen that connection between the bad english and this notion of poorly translated japanese. I didn't realize it would lead to theories on hacking and so fourth.
Please, never take anything I say seriously, unless it's serious. Then you can take it seriously. Other than that, though...
This might be better off back in the open topic area again. I'll be a little more descriptive next time. It's funny to see what happens when you let people get their own ideas, mind you.