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#1 Lanaia

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 04:29 PM

Lanaia Lee is a 46-year-old stroke survivor that suffered a stroke at 35 due to high blood pressure. Her disease is called erratic hypertension. Ever since the stroke Lanaia has been in a wheelchair but she hasnt let that stop her one bit! In Lanaia own words "I still rock and roll, and I mean literally roll!" Lanaia has also lost six children due to her problem with blood pressure, leaving her with no living children, except for her 3 year old Jack Russell Terrier. He is her baby and constant companion. She has been married to a wonderful husband for ten years, who is also in a wheelchair, but they live totally independently and on their own. Although according to Lanaia, "This factor does make life interesting! But we face each challenge with the help of God." Her grandmother, a self-professed black witch, raised Lanaia after her mother died when she was eight years old. Why does Lanaia write such dark poetry? In Lanaia's words, "I guess being raised with the occult and supernatural explains why I have such a knack for dark poetry. Writing is one of the few things I can do that relaxes me. I will probably write for as long as I live because this is something that I really love to do. God gave me this literary gift, so why not use ?"

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 04:35 PM

Um...

Hi and welcome to this forum?
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#3 OmegaBolt

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 05:36 PM

Lanaia Lee annoys OmegaBolt with third person perspective.

Yes OmegaBolt is mean, oh so very mean.

Other than that I guess welcome...

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#4 Elerium

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 07:34 PM

Uhh, hi?

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 08:40 PM

hi, welcome to the forum...
This Space for rent...

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 11:39 PM

*sniff, sniff* I sense drug use, in heavy amounts. Anyway, welcome, I guess...?

OLD SIG
When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself,
first as a dark demon. As a demon it uses it power to rain death upon the land,
and then it dies. However after a period of slumber Razgriz returns
As the demon sleeps, man turns on man.
Its own blood, and madness soon cover the earth.
From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz.
Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light.
Amidst the eternal waves of time
From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath
The demon soars through the dark skies
Fear and Death trail its shadow beneath
Until Men united wield a hallowed sabre
In Final Reckoning, the beast is slain.
Razgriz intrerpretation

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#7 chemical ali

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 12:41 AM

Are you called Terry in the week and did they let you keep it after the operation?
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#8 Soul

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:39 AM

I've seen lots of introduction posts and this one is by far the strangest.
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#9 Lanaia

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 01:09 PM

Just my bio! My grandmother was a black witch! Why is this so strange?

#10 Elerium

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:16 PM

Because you sort of talked about yourself in third person and in a way that people really were not prepared for?
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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:46 PM

In what way are you refering to the witch? Skin colour or their "orientation" cause there is no such thing as a true black or white witch... it is only determined by their actions towards others and their heart.

And besides why on earth was that even brought up? 0_o
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Posted 09 June 2007 - 08:16 PM

*Sniff sniff*



I smell a BOT.

A weird bot, but a bot nonetheless.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 08:57 PM

OK, a bot usually replies to "it might be a bot" by asking "what is a "bot?"

So: A bot, short for robot, is an automated process that makes comments ("posts") on a forum in order to advertise, and/or annoy people.

Secondly, in order to really prove that you are not a bot, what is the square root of one-hundred-and-fourty-four?

By the way, this smells of bot. Heavily. I mean, "lost six children due to blood pressure" you think about stopping after the third one I think. Oh, and how this requires our sympathy. Were not a talking place to whine about your self. This is not MySpace. We are not here to support you, contrary to popular belief. We are here to throw rocks at you so you become Real Men (or Real Women, or Real Hairy Creatures From Alpha Centauri for that matter.) And if you knew anythiong about "teh internets" you would know that this is place where people a) Laugh at internet culture, and b) Mod stuff. Socialize is not on the list.

Funny. I'm a Christian, but I always look wierdly on people who say "God helped me through" I mean, God seems to only help middle-classed well-to-do people in Europe and America. People are suffering a lot more other places. Like Africa, and Africa has a substancial Christian population. Odd that.

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#14 chemical ali

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 09:19 PM

A witch?

BURN THE HERETIC!
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Posted 09 June 2007 - 09:44 PM

*Sniff sniff*



I smell a BOT.

A weird bot, but a bot nonetheless.


the kind of veeeery sophisticated bot that posts in the poetry forums twice, posts strange things, and doesn't try to sell any product. Sounds like your everyday forum member to me.

Welcome Lanaia :thumbsupsmiley:
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#16 Elerium

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 09:46 PM

BURN THE HERETIC!


PURGE THE MUTANT

KILL THE UNCLEAN

Seriously though I think it does smell like a bot. It has a first name and last name, now in a last bot attack we got a couple with first and last names trying to flog viagra or some crap.. this one might be trying to flog or spread 'poetry', and programmed to say 'TOTALLY AWESOME' to other random topics to keep up the ruse.

Sounds fishy to me.

I'll tell you what, if Lanaia comes back here to this topic and gives me a suitable reply to this, I'll say she isn't a bot, but from the way it's looking I mean come on, lost 6 children then goes to the dark side? I hope this is some sort of joke..

Edited by Elerium, 09 June 2007 - 09:51 PM.

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#17 Jeeves

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:47 AM

But if you go back at look at the structure of all the other posts here you'll notice nearly all know how to use whitespace.
Paragraphs were created for a reason mere bots cannot comprehend.

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 06:31 PM

Also notice that the second post seems to be an answer "What's that?" "just my bio!" except no one asked "What's that?" nor did we comment her witch heritage before after she had said "My Grandmother was a black witch! Why is this so strange?" This indicates that we had mentioned her witch heritage, something we had not. Therefore:

The Bot Alert has been raised from Yellow to Red level in light of this new evidence.
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 07:23 PM

I believe Ched hasn't considered the possibility that the bot has a human operator. Some operators post under the logins their bots made to fool admins into thinking it's a legit member.

This thread bears the main hallmarks, as does the response to Kal's poem. While indeed it may be an awesome poem (I didn't read it), I've seen bots that do this before. They just post a scripted response to attempt to legitimise themselves.

#20 Lanaia

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 07:47 PM

I believe Ched hasn't considered the possibility that the bot has a human operator. Some operators post under the logins their bots made to fool admins into thinking it's a legit member.

This thread bears the main hallmarks, as does the response to Kal's poem. While indeed it may be an awesome poem (I didn't read it), I've seen bots that do this before. They just post a scripted response to attempt to legitimise themselves.



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