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[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Come on, who wants to fight? *Lothor pulls out swords*

"Make sure you're ready, otherwise you're dead. Beware my awesome powers!"

[some_weirdGuy]

"i must warn you, i have a hamster..." says Kelvin

*hamster pulls out super hamster RPG launcher of doom*
-just kidding-

*runs away before getting decapitated*

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

You may have a hampster, but I have magic! *Causes the world to go up in flames* "DIE FOO'!"

[some_weirdGuy]

yes... but i have a gun!

*bang* -Lothor falls over dead-

and i can god-mod!

starts magical raining to put out fires
and firefighters appear from nowhere to help


and, something better then your normal magic, Hamster Magic!
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........ ok, maybe my hamster doesn't have hamster magic,

but somewhere, there is a hamster with mighty hamster magic, and when you face of against them, you'd better watch yourself!

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Lothor turns into a super-alter being, able to return from the dead, becoming pure energy. Then using his mighty omnipotent powers, destroys all hamsters.

[Cheshire Fox]

So just then Darkman pulls out this rat...

[Copaman]

And Aer whips out his Uber-Pwnz Rocket of doom!

"You know, they say this does 120.3 damage per second, causing an instant mana burn and the target to lose all armor value. It used to be called the sword of a thousand truths. But i prefer to call it the UberPwnzRocketofDOOM!!!!!! YARRRRRRR!!!!!!"

The rocket sped off towards those other fools and exploded. They all died, and the chance on hit for the rocket to make its user invisible AND invincible just happened to proc. Aer laughed and announced in his perfect Halo Deathmatch Voice, "Mega Kill! Rampage! Godlike! Assassin! Sniper! Unstoppable! Game over!"

*End of Deathmatch, Aer has reached 25 kills by destroying a being of pure energy and surviving.*

Edited by Copaman, 01 December 2007 - 04:19 PM.

[Cheshire Fox]

Bubble shield! I live! Also I can shoot uberlaserbeams out of my eyes. And by laser beams I mean nukes, or something very similar. Yeah so I blow you up.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Lucky for me I'm an ancient, and that doesn't affect me. I use my ubertechnology to destroy the entire universe, and take over the dead remnants.

[Redcoat]

And I, of course, play the nuclear maniac.

I win.

[some_weirdGuy]

yes, but i throw my dead hamster at you, who explodes in a super time rift, and go back to just befor he died, and bring him back to now


so my hamster is still alive!

also while i was back in time i got rid of the word uber, so the uber-whatevers- you guys had never existed, so you are powerless to my hamsters mighty wrath!

[Cheshire Fox]

I get caught in the edge of the time rift and get stuck between the two times, transforming into an indestructable superbeing.

Win.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

I'm already an indestructable superbeing. I banish you to the neverworld, where you merely sit cause your powers are rendered useless. I then kill all hamsters again, sending them into the nethervoid, where no other being can exist.

[The Best Guest]

Yes but I nar am killed therefore you can't kill me I win

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

I send you to the nethervoid. You can't respawn, so you can't win.

[Cheshire Fox]

I gather an army of other superbeings you've banished and bust out of the netherworld with our combined strength. We then proceed to whip your sorry superbeing ass. Unfortunately we can't kill you though.

[Copaman]

Yeh? Well!

I am teh NEO!!! So therefore, I haxx0rz teh ma7rix and dEEl337 all of joo!!

[Cheshire Fox]

WELL I'M THAT GIANT FACE THING! PWNED!

[some_weirdGuy]

and when all the super being broke out, so did the hamsters, so you all get pwned by a hamster tidal wave!


and all the super being and matix powers are usless against a hamster tidal wave, because it is the one thing that can kill super beings and Neo


so ha! i win... again!

[Cheshire Fox]

I still have my rat, who speaks hamster and directs the tidal wave away from me, saving my life. Then I kick you in the nuts.

WIN.