75 replies to this topic

[some_weirdGuy]

its times..(grunts with agony), like these having a time..(grunts in agony again), travel hamster is so useful...

*goes back in time, and makes sure your rat never learned to talk hamster

ha!, -*hamster tidal wave crushes you, and your nuts especially*- that'll tech you to kick me in the nuts in a parallel time line!

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Hmmm since I am the most all powerful and omnipotent superbeing of all timedness, I erase the entire universe, yourselves included, and create it a new however I feel like it. This includes no hampsters, and no competition

[Cheshire Fox]

I...uh...

This has rapidly devolved into silliness.

[some_weirdGuy]

well i reject your reality and substitute my own

Edited by some_wierdGuy., 04 December 2007 - 07:57 AM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Oh no you don't MY reality is the true reality, it is the most awesomeness thing there ever is, or will be for that matter. (Besides, this isn't meant to be serious guys, it's meant to be funny and spammish. That's why it was made )

[some_weirdGuy]

"lalalalalalal, not listening" says kelvin... who doesn't exist

((oh, and don't worry, i wont stop posting here))

Oh, and since there is no competition, you start going crazy and paranoid, till you stop everything from existing, even yourself, and since you don't exist, you didn't make everything not exist, there for it does exist, there you exist, therefore you don't exist!

and even if you do, you get so confused by what i just said that your head explodes.

ha, so i exist again, and so do hamsters, and everyone and everything else

Edited by some_wierdGuy., 06 December 2007 - 06:51 AM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

My heap? If you mean the heap of dung that was left over when from when I destroyed the hamsters, then yer, it exploded. And I can't never not exit, so therefore I always exist and for me to not exist would be a paradox and the universe would implode on itself.

[some_weirdGuy]

My heap?

lol oops, i meant head (ill go fix that)

And I can't never not exit, so therefore I always exist and for me to not exist would be a paradox and the universe would implode on itself.

well then we would all just go to my substitute reality, and since the normal one imploded and is gone, my one becomes the one true, real reality, and i become god of everything!



and if you cant not exist, then i can just kill you, as you still exist if i do that, its just that you exist in a less active form.


so i stab you with my super-being stabbing knife, and you die, ha!

[segwayrulz]

But I have segway and it flies toward you and your Hamster.
I scream out "Fly Segway Fly!".


.......screech!!!!!........
.......Splat.......Splat.....

You and your Hamster are now dead.

Edited by segwayrulz, 23 December 2007 - 11:50 AM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

And then you see that little bead of red light, which is my sniper rifle that then shoots right through your head, between your eyes.

[segwayrulz]

But my skull was replaced with bullet proof metal armour plating
so the bullet just crushes itself on my forehead.
And Then amazingly i get a nano suit like in crysis and switch to MAX SPEED
and run up and repeatdly kick you in the nuts until you fall over.
"HA SUCK ON THAT THEN"
I yell.

Edited by segwayrulz, 23 December 2007 - 11:54 PM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Spell shield, no kicks allowed. !kb segwayrulz. I just kickbanned. I win.

[segwayrulz]

Fine then I empy a clip into your head and repeadly jump up and down on you.

Edited by segwayrulz, 26 December 2007 - 12:07 PM.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Hmm...no. I teleported away, and then used a spell to turn your entire body into cement.

[segwayrulz]

then my entire body is made out of cement then?
But.....my segway is still working so it runs you over you are now dead

[some_weirdGuy]

lol

i cement statue riding a segway...

i might as well quit now,i don't think anybody could beat that...

[segwayrulz]

Wow your scared

[some_weirdGuy]

you would be too if the situation was reversed

[segwayrulz]

why are we fighting were meant to kill lothor?

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

You can try, but He'll always have a new way to kill you. Even impossiblilities. He'll introduce exotic particles if he has to.