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[segwayrulz]

Hi EveryBody i just want tell you first the rules of this topic.

1. you can re spawn anyway you like
2. have fun

Example:

Lenny: yells out i havent been killed yet

Bob: stabs Lenny with a knife while smiling

Lenny: becomes a zombie and bites Bob and eats him.


PS: I stole this off pandemic forums anyway.

Edited by segwayrulz, 01 January 2008 - 11:11 AM.

[segwayrulz]

Ha Nobody has killed me yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!Im winning!!!!

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Note to caspa. Read the forum rules and don't post until you do so, or I'll lock you out of this area. (No post incriments in this forum. This is OUR own spam area, for RPGers)
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Laser hits segway through the forhead. I win.

[Eldarion25]

A blade protrudes from Gandalf's chest as Sharakk slashes his Dwarven Axe through his neck, decapitating him.

I win.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Gandalf reforms into his old body, since he cannot die. He then take the knife in him and uses it stab Eldarion.

[The Best Guest]

TBG summouns an army of guests and have them attack gandalf

I win

[segwayrulz]

Then lenny jumps back up as the wound in his head heals due to the nuclear radiation in his blood.
Lenny jumps onto his segway and runs over The Best Guest.

Edited by segwayrulz, 23 December 2007 - 11:15 PM.

[Eldarion25]

Eldarion summons the 300 Modders and smites Lenny with n00bish pwnage.

I win.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Guests cannot attack me, I have it set so I don't see them or their posts. I ban guests if they get annoying.

I win.

[segwayrulz]

Lenny reforms out of the leftovers of his body and gouges gandalf's eyes out

Edited by segwayrulz, 26 December 2007 - 12:04 PM.

[The Best Guest]

TBG ungouges gandalf's eye and gandalf attacks Lenny

[segwayrulz]

Lenny jups to the side and shoots the best guest in the head with his 9mm

[The Best Guest]

TBG uses a forcefield to block the bullet and then destroys lenny with a plasma sword

[segwayrulz]

Then lenny regrows himself and the best guest explodes because he's a moron.

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Then segway gets abducted by aliens and experimented on.

[segwayrulz]

lenny gets relly angry and controls the tree's in the area to pull apart the aliens and save the segway.

[Eldarion25]

Eldarion25 burns the trees with a blowtorch and leaves segwayrulz to be probed by the aliens

[segwayrulz]

lenny shoots the aliens with a AK-47 before they can probe him.
then he kicks Eldarion25 in the crotch.
while Eldarion25 is on the ground killer ants eat him.

[some_weirdGuy]

and the best guest explodes because he's a moron.

lol

and so no body takes offense to this...

This is a joke, between me and segway, and anyone else who has played 'the scary game' (a very silly game)


anyway...

Then Kelvin pulls the pin on his hamster and throws it like a grenade!

[segwayrulz]

Lenny catches the hamster and throws it back.
then offers kelvin some cookies.
kelvin dies because he's alergic to them.