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[Byakuya Kuchiki]

I ascend to a higher plane of existance, blocking the way for other behind me. No one else can ascend, as that would be a godmod. I then use my awesome ancient-y powers to wipe the segways from existance, and then destroy anyone not bolted into existance.

[segwayrulz]

then you notice how sad every body is without segways so you pity them and commit suicide.

[some_weirdGuy]

Then, grabbing for popcorn, I accidently grab one of Kelvin's hamsters and eat it. We start fighting each other and the angels start taking bets.

then my hamster eats you back, because he is already dead, so couldn't have died by being eaten, and i win a lot of money, because i bet on my hamster just before he ate you,

and then me and boo ascend again, higher then Nowe, and then block the way for him, then we sneeze and create a whole new universe by accident

[Thats me!]

Then i come again,cos of my dragon healing power i still alive,i destroyed your universe and you were killed with the explosion

[segwayrulz]

then I shoot you with a gun in your face

[some_weirdGuy]

then you explode cause your a moron

[segwayrulz]

then my arm flys into your face and you break your neck and die

[Byakuya Kuchiki]

Ascending higher then myself is a godmod. I use my powers to slap you back to hell where thou belongs. I win.

[some_weirdGuy]

I take you with me!

[Thats me!]

I gived up all my powers,so i can still alive,then i went to a shop and bought 2 mega uber mini hydrogen guns with unlimited amo,and killed everyone who stands in the way

[segwayrulz]

I ride a nuke out of a plane and it lands ontop of silver x but doesnt explode because it was crappy and was made in china.

[some_weirdGuy]

Kelvin then kicks the feet of silver x that are sticking out from under the nuke, then steal his ruby slippers.

[Thats me!]

Accidently,when kelvin was stealing my ruby slippers,he healed me,so i bought a sniper,to kill him,and now i have my ruby slippers back,and kelvin is dead

[some_weirdGuy]

but now a freaky lion, a living scare crow, and a guy made of tin are stalking you where ever you go, and no matter what you do they wont leave you alone

i win

[Copaman]

Cept I pop up and, with two 20-foot-long katanas, decapitate the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe (lion, tin, scarecrow, respectively) along with Silver X.

Then I dig up a bubble sheild that has no time limit, pop it down, and sit. Also, I desintegrate my katanas with layzur vision and pull out a shotgun.

[Thats me!]

the ghost of me is going to kill anyone that won't ally with me
and cos i am a ghost i can't be killed again

[segwayrulz]

then Lenny and the ghostbusters appear and suck up silverx with those things that they use that look like vacumes.

[Thats me!]

Then i woke up from my nightmare,and began to terrorise the world with my silver army(tanks,ghosts,bombs,swords,infantry)and all of you are dead

[Copaman]

Cept I find a Spartan Laser that doesn't have an ammo limit and sit inside my bubble sheild and snipz0rz j00r tanx wif layzur and bl0w th3m uP!!!

[Thats me!]

but you can't kill my ghosts so my army will kill you