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[Beleg]

Kryptonite>Superman

[Phil]

Good luck finding it...

[Vortigern]

Note to self: Don't taunt the managers....



This is so high-tech, sharp and powerful it can even cut through rocks. It said so on the advert. We'll find it soon enough.

Edited by Vortigern, 15 August 2008 - 04:03 PM.

[Beleg]

I say we just use this

[Vortigern]

Can't, sorry. My solution wins.

[Beleg]

The power went out, guess your idea was a fail too

[Vortigern]

Now the logger can see properly, won't happen again. We'll be up and running in just a minute.... (There was an advert over here in England which had a logger felling telegraph poles instead of trees because he couldn't see, it's much less funny when written down.)

[Beleg]

Unfortunately, the logger wont be seeing much of anything soon

[Vortigern]

Neither will anybody, ever, if these two get started.

[Spectre]

Lock 'em up, and throw the key away.

[Shine On]

Unfortunatly due to an unforeseen set of unlikely circumstances the keys you 'threw away' ended up being thrown into the cell

[Phil]

[Beleg]

Police Approved

[Vortigern]

Oops, your phone's broken. Can't call them after all.

[Spectre]

One word : Insurance.

[Vortigern]

I'm still sensing an issue here: how do you get in contact with them? Insurance doesn't help if you can't let them know.

[Spectre]

Another word : Car.

[Vortigern]

You made a bad job of your parking, sorry.

[Phil]

[Ash]

"Nico, my cousin! Go blow up some of taxi competition, then we go see beeeg American teee-teees yes!"