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[Pasidon]

Oh, I never even noticed your post about Japanese butt vampires. I'll have to watch all these videos when my internet gets out of special ed. And a lot of Happy Wheels videos are interesting to watch since the people doing them are pretty decent at improve comedy and have interesting things to say. But let's be clear footage of Happy Wheels is not interesting since it's a terrible game...

[Pasidon]

So I just saw this commercial on tv. I usually look away and plug my ears on commercials, but this was dumb. It had this middle-aged woman running around her dumb suburban house while thinking to herself, "Duuuuhhhh... did I take my birth control today?" So the commercial advertised some weird science fiction medicine to help this retard out, but what started to crack me up is that her son was running around to. She's just stumbling around her kitchen with her son, thinking, "I dunno if I should wait to sex people or just do it now." All while she's shoveling 50 dollar food into her 2 year old son's mouth. Then she goes out into the garden, sees some old hobo in his backyard and she says to herself, "Nope. I won't wait. I want to prorate with that man, but I don't want to have anymore bastard kids." First commercial I laughed at since ever, and that's only because I made it better with logic.

[Pasidon]

Sake.... anyone here speak German?

[Mathijs]

Ja doch. Was ist los?

[Pasidon]

Oh, I have this German course and I may need a ringer to guide me. I may put that adviser rank to good use here soon, Mathy.

Also, why did the community section make a re-reversal back to the center?

[javadth]

any one can speak persian

[Mathijs]

No, but one of my favourite Dutch writers is originally Persian.

[OmegaBolt]

Also, why did the community section make a re-reversal back to the center?

Because it being at the bottom was always weird. Used to be in the middle from what I remember, seems to make sense IMO.

[Pasidon]

Here I was just getting used to the bottom thing...

And good use of Google, Java. This is defiantly the place to come for education.........

[Pasidon]

This flipping German class... I was asked to draw something for my latest assignment (which almost had nothing to do with German) and my drawing turned out ti look like Hipster Gandhi... WITH ROBOT HANDS! Enjoy, internet.

[Gen.Kenobi]

The champagne is on me tonight, gents

Happy new year!

[Mathijs]

Roboter hände! Well done.

[Pasidon]

Nero'compliments are my favorite.

And Gen, this year, I want you to get really fat and post pictures of yourself riding a small pony. That would be gold to me.

[Gen.Kenobi]

Fell, I DEMAND YOU PAY us, the orangey veterans, a round of BEER!

[Bofur]

Fell, wherever he is, says NO!

[Pasidon]

Fell is a pimp.

[Elvenlord]

Not sure where to put this, so here will have to do.

 

So, I'm playing a game of Medieval II: Total War as Venice on VH/VH. Expanding my empire, at war with a couple nations etc etc. The story I wanted to share was the war with Milan and the roaring rampage of revenge of a single man. 

 

I had been at war with Milan for some time. We had fought a quite a few battles, Milan had laid siege to Bologna and Florence a few times, general war stuff. The story really starts when Milan took Bologna and exterminated the populace. I had a general there leading the city, and of course he died. In a twist of fate, that same general's nephew had completed his training and came of age the very next turn. In response, the nephew gathered in army consisting of himself, his father (the nephew was apparently the better general despite being 16), their combined bodyguards of about 80, 240 dismounted broken lances, 240 peasant archers, 250 mercenary crossbowmen, and 300 italian spearmen militia. Over the next two turns, he retook Bologna, smashed two armies Milan sent to stop him (earning him two heroic victories), laid siege to Milan itself and lured the garrison out by attacking a nearby Milanese army, destroyed both forces, then sacked Milan.

 

I think that was my second favorite Total War moment, behind only a similar situation in Rome, when a father crushed everything Carthage had, taking every single city with only his own legion after his son had been killed when Carthage tried to retake Sicily.

Edited by Elvenlord, 13 February 2013 - 09:03 PM.

[DIGI_Byte]

Absolutely Beautiful

[Pasidon]

I have noticed you playing that quite a bit.  About time you get a movie inspiring moment.

[Gen.Kenobi]

How come everyone is friends with everyone on Steam and I don't have anyone added?